What are you going to do with a pound !

[chicoazul]

What the [Poor language removed] are you doing Everton, why are you reducing the ticket prices? I mean why not just keep the money anyway, you could buy loads of Wispas with it.

KENWRONG.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Im going to take my £1 the match with me. An throw it at Lescott. An then take my trabs off an throw one at Arteta an One at Yakubu. Then rip my seat out of the ground an throw it at Moyes. An on the way home, im going to run Kenwrong over in my Laguna.

 

[Goat]

Those clips are old news.

His turn and skill against Valencia was ace. Or where he dinked it over two opposition players heads. Class is the only word I can use.

C**T is the only word i can use to describe him.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

C**T is the only word i can use to describe him.

Also....

Sponk Donkey!!

 

[Goat]

Also....

Sponk Donkey!!

Technically 2 words, but its all good.

 

[zero]

As much as I absolutely hate Fernandes I have to be honest and say if Valencia offered him to us on loan from now I'd snap there arm off.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

does that mean fuel will go down by a further 2p ish?

 

[chicoazul]

I'd do that thing where you go to shake hands then withdraw it really quickly and put my hand it front of my nose and wriggle my fingers.

 

[Goat]

As much as I absolutely hate Fernandes I have to be honest and say if Valencia offered him to us on loan from now I'd snap there arm off.

He would snap your arm off when he was trying to steal your watch, whahahahahahahahahahahaha, see what i did there TB????????????Cal???????????

 

[Brownie]

I love the way Spanish commentators dribble out his name, Minwel Fernnde. He's the universal language.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

As much as I absolutely hate Fernandes I have to be honest and say if Valencia offered him to us on loan from now I'd snap there arm off.

Id rather snap his [Poor language removed] arm off. An then stick a biro in his eye. [Poor language removed] bad watch robbing melt.

Tell you what, If i ever see him in an Everton shirt again. Im not going till he [Poor language removed] off. I hate the little snidey cnut!!

 

[zero]

Id rather snap his [Poor language removed] arm off. An then stick a biro in his eye. [Poor language removed] bad watch robbing melt.

Tell you what, If i ever see him in an Everton shirt again. Im not going till he [Poor language removed] off. I hate the little snidey cnut!!

He was a victim of circumstance in that watch robbing incident, he was being racially abused so he was allowed to take that guys watch as compensation.

I would have him on loan till January until Arteta sorts his [Poor language removed] out or we can buy someone for midfield who will actually look like he gives a [Poor language removed].

 

[Goat]

He was a victim of circumstance in that watch robbing incident, he was being racially abused so he was allowed to take that guys watch as compensation.

I would have him on loan till January until Arteta sorts his [Poor language removed] out or we can buy someone for midfield who will actually look like he gives a [Poor language removed].

More chance of getting Messi or Kaka tho surely? I thought he was setting La Liga on fire.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

More chance of getting Messi or Kaka tho surely? I thought he was setting La Liga on fire.

Should set him on fire. An put him out with a baseball bat!!

 

[chicoazul]

I heard the goal he scored the other night was boss.

He just belted it from his own half then ran after it doing loads of step overs til it went in.

Get him in Davey lad"