Match Thread West Ham United v Everton. Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[banno]

Loads of West ham fans in white shirts.........oh wait, they are empty seats Muppets think they are a big club

West Ham are one of the clubs that count sold tickets and give away tickets as attendees if if they don't turn up.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Commentator just described WH formation as “The Liverpool 4-3-3”.

Is that a thing?

Matterface has twice said the score was 0-3 (once when it was 0-1 and once when it was 0-2). It'll be nice if he has had a premonition that proves to be correct.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Every time I see Bernard I just want to throw him over my shoulder and wind him.

 

[Chegsy]

Keane thinking he’s an attacking midfielder

 

[Simon Buttle]

Keane thinking he’s an attacking midfielder

yeah, look at him trying 25 yarders lol

 

[blue61]

Every time I see Bernard I just want to throw him over my shoulder and wind him.

He can go on my boob anytime.

 

[sdk]

Wham starting to wake up (before they go go, presumably).

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

He can go on my boob anytime.

I've weaned him off the teat now mate.

 

[evertonarntwe]

Need to get on the ball here. Getting back into it never a 3rd badly

 

[Zezti]

Cant believe I'm saying this, but we need Schneirderlin on.

 

[roydo]

Come on lads. Dont be tits here

 

[Mozza1987]

Awful from DCL then. Chance that

 

[banno]

I am bricking it here

 

[Azza]

If only we had a competent striker!

 

[Header]

You’re not being paid by the hour DCL, pass on