Welcome to Kiev!

[chicoazul]

I'm stood here furious mate. Ukranian beer is terrible, their ultras are little scared cowards and their football team rubbish.

 

[EFCNIK]

Alex how much do you sell jarg scottish scousers for at the factory?

 

[Alexz88]

chicoazul
In this case i can't help you

EFCNIK
Recently, a mental illness, which is characteristic of all the football fans, leaves me, so I feel quite normal and I congratulate you with winning, even not very pretty and well-deserved) Although I doubt that you will understand me

 

[Alexz88]

chicoazul
What else can you say about Ukraine? How can you estimate English team against the background of our "rubbish"?

 

[chicoazul]

Not sure Alex. I was expecting more from Ukraine on and off the pitch. I can see why the Russians battered you now.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Congratulations, British. Luck was on your side. I hope it will not leave you in the match with Italy.

To be fair you should have won it tonight. England were poor until you pushed forward and gave them a bit of space.

 

[EFCNIK]

chicoazul
In this case i can't help you

EFCNIK
Recently, a mental illness, which is characteristic of all the football fans, leaves me, so I feel quite normal and I congratulate you with winning, even not very pretty and well-deserved) Although I doubt that you will understand me

I understand you perfectly mate but this time I shall not be meeting you at the hostel no matter how many pretty girls you provide me with. I know how it ends. Nice try though. There's a very drunk and angry Azul somewhere in Kiev so try your luck with him.

 

[Alexz88]

chicoazul
Sadly, but this is the maximum of our team today. Hope you enjoy staying in Ukraine. Good luck!

P.S. Call me, if you are in Kiev, i'll try to entroduce you with ultras)

 

[chicoazul]

Thanks mate. Are they proper ultras or the one's we've been seeing about who shave their hair but have henna tattoos and run away like girls when any hint of trouble goes off? I can do 100 press ups in ninety seconds so this gives some indication of the type of foe I'm after. Appreciated pal x

 

[Alexz88]

...Are they proper ultras...

Think, you won't be dissapointed. When will you be in Kiev?

 

[chicoazul]

Think, you won't be dissapointed. When will you be in Kiev?

I'm in Kiev on Friday I think mate. There's forty of us strong. Do you think you can find forty who are up for it?

These Donetsk lads are massive fannies. All of the Ukrainian boys have been so far mate, respectfully. No tools.

 

[Alexz88]

I will inquire and answer tomorrow in this thread

 

[chicoazul]

Thanks lad. Listen tell them we've adopted a dog over here too, nothing too big, but likes a bit of grief. He'll be coming too.

We spoke to some of your lads down in Zavov's bar the other day and they nicknamed him боротиÑ￾Ñ￾.

He bit one of your lads who didn't like it and started insulting the Queen so we smashed him, his mates and the whole place up. That's what I'm saying mate. We're all that. I want it away from the usual places so no ordinarys get hurt. Well away. You know the code. I'll smash their faces in worse than the Russians so they best be game.

 

[Phenom]

I will inquire and answer tomorrow in this thread

Alexz your a good lad.

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah Alex nothing personal with you mate. Business is business. Although if you want some it's there for you.