Kantareller
Player Valuation: £40m
Rubbish you hear!
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Pack your bags Charlie.
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £35m
The only delivery Charlie is interested in is from Uber eats, the bloated kopite fraud.
Bin.
Bin.
NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £35m
Think we have actually gone worse since he has been around especially with scoring from corners.
….probably more to do with McNeil being injured.
NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £35m
Set pieces used to be our only way of scoring under Dyche. Now it’s just a way of helpful passing possession back to the opposition
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £35m
Mix it up then, if you’ve only got one member in the squad who can consistently deliver a corner to the back post without it going out of play then you need to use some imagination or have more than one way of setting up for a corner. We’ve seen absolutely nothing, no invention or creativity whatsoever not even a flick on at the near post. There are loads of ways to get the ball where you want it.
…Keane scored from a McNeil corner at Fulham.
Tarkowski being out must also impact as he invariably is the one who gets on the end of our set plays.
We need a set piece coach that's cocky enough to stand up at a corner, march to the side of the pitch pushing Moyes aside before making hand shapes. It's all the rage these days
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
It's a tactical/analytical role and that's the sort of person we want tbh, someone who stands up and takes control of each situation and has a pre-rehearsed routine they can direct to the players. Just because you may have swung a few free kicks in the top corner as a player doesn't make you a good set piece coach, there is a bit more too it than that.
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