Weekly Weapon Report

[Sharpys top lip]

I would have taken the crutch off him & bent it round his head....

Beaut..

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I would have taken the crutch off him & bent it round his head....

Beaut..

No need for violence. Take the crutch off him, calmly walk outside and throw it over the highest wall available

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

No need for violence. Take the crutch off him, calmly walk outside and throw it over the highest wall available

feed it through that machine the council use to mulch all the branches and stuff, then calmly give him the sawdust in a bag.
then he can always put his foot in the miracle dust to get rid of his limp.


that, or go in at the next game with some wood worm to release near him, or a beaver.