Weekly Weapon Report

GhostOfDixie · January 23, 2010

This time in The Elm. Fella standing next to the steps to the elevated bar area. He had a single crutch he was leaning on, I tried to move past him, not knocking into him, and he leaned into me and then pushed me and called me a nobhead. He then did it to 4 other people including 1 kid.

Tosser, probably scrounging on benefits as well - he looked a right bitter man.

Weapon of The Week

chicoazul · January 23, 2010

GhostOfDixie said:
This time in The Elm. Fella standing next to the steps to the elevated bar area. He had a single crutch he was leaning on, I tried to move past him, not knocking into him, and he leaned into me and then pushed me and called me a nobhead. He then did it to 4 other people including 1 kid.

Tosser, probably scrounging on benefits as well - he looked a right bitter man.

Weapon of The Week

Massive assertion that.

He seemingly is a weapon though.

GhostOfDixie · January 23, 2010

chicoazul said:
Massive assertion that.

He seemingly is a weapon though.

As I said, probably. Looked the type.

Dylan · January 23, 2010

Ghost there is just a touch of 'fail' about this thread.

GhostOfDixie · January 23, 2010

Dylan said:
Ghost there is just a touch of 'fail' about this thread.

What do you mean?

chicoazul · January 23, 2010

Is this a weekly report about weapons or a weekly report from a weapon?*
*joking lid

GhostOfDixie · January 23, 2010

chicoazul said:
Is this a weekly report about weapons or a weekly report from a weapon?*
*joking lid

Bit of both really. I am though sensing a tinge of sympathy towards this tit of a man.

I don't feel sorry for him one bit.

chicoazul · January 23, 2010

GhostOfDixie said:
Bit of both really. I am though sensing a tinge of sympathy towards this tit of a man.

I don't feel sorry for him one bit.

Nah, the crutch doesn't do it for me, he's rightfully on the weapon report.

GhostOfDixie · January 23, 2010

chicoazul said:
Nah, the crutch doesn't do it for me, he's rightfully on the weapon report.

And to top it off, he had this ridiculous ponytail, the smallest I have ever seen. More bobble than hair.

chicoazul · January 23, 2010

GhostOfDixie said:
And to top it off, he had this ridiculous ponytail, the smallest I have ever seen. More bobble than hair.

And you let him call you a nobhead?

Unless he was Steven Siegal you should have ended him right there and then, coat off, kick his crutch away THE LOT.

heatmeiser · January 23, 2010

He does sound like a nob. I hope you at least verbally abused him back.

Incidentally, has anyone else seen the show 'Steven Seagal: Lawman'?

It is truly amazing.

GhostOfDixie · January 23, 2010

chicoazul said:
And you let him call you a nobhead?

Unless he was Steven Siegal you should have ended him right there and then, coat off, kick his crutch away THE LOT.

But then I would be a nobhead then wouldn't I. I just laugh and pity the foolish bitter and twisted middle aged, [Poor language removed] pony tail wearing tool.