Weather warnings issued for tomorrow

Will the game be on?

  • Yes

    Votes: 107 48.4%
  • No

    Votes: 114 51.6%

  • Total voters
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This is near Calderstones Park.
 

Dear God,

Please make the wind go away. It has postponed the Derby.

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Thanks for your email Lob, the wind is necessary as it is coming towards the end of Autumn and so I always ask Mother Nature to schedule some wind to help clear away any remaining leaves from the flora ready for the next part of the seasonal renewal cycle.

P.S Sorry about the game but even I am not powerful enough to make a good Manager out of Dyche.

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Dear God,

That makes sense, thanks for your very divine response.

P.S can you help get TFG in asap please. Thanks your holiness.
 

Expensive I phone 16 plus

That'll explain it then mate. Top of the range phone with an approx 9hr advance news warning system must be installed, compared to most Android phones that us mere mortals use.

You've got yourself a goodun Joey, I think even 28 years later ( a new zombie film ) was filmed using iPhones, so if its good enough for Danny Boyle and his multi million pound film, it'll be good enough for football updates.
 

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