The #ThankYouGaffer campaign on here really really made me laugh. We’re at our best when we’re absurd and silly.
We need to talk about Nottingham Forest.
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carlos21
KING OF REP
Evening rep.
Everyone else’s fault, once again at yet another club.
derek duvall
Player Valuation: £6m
Have you genuinely wondered why so many people call you out and you end up consistently looking like an idiot? You are literally describing yourself. You’ve completely forgotten you attacked anyone who had the audacity to criticise Dyche. It’s incredible you can’t see it
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £40m
“Noise”
Cake
Player Valuation: £15m
Those knuckles must be red raw knocking on that door 35 times. He covers just about everything in this one. He doesn't need to do another all season, whatever happens;
'We have to go and deliver'published at 22:25 GMT
FT: Nottingham Forest 0-0 Wolves
Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest boss Sean Dyche, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "Very frustrated of course. Knock on the door but find a moment of clarity, it was one of them. They set their stall out early to come and defend and look for breaks. It is very frustrating to dominate a game like that, with so many chances and there were plenty of good chances but it’s finding that killer moment. The crowd get nervy, the team get nervy, there is a lot of pressure on these games.
“A lot of the performance is right but you have to score a goal obviously. That is the hardest thing for us as managers and coaches, for someone to find that defining moment. There were a few very strong chances.
“The start was good. We were opening them up. When teams are fully flowing, finding that last pass, making that run they all seem to come together quickly. When it is not quite there people start snatching shots and cross and the crowd get on top quickly. This is part and parcel of the Premier League.
“There is no lack of effort or commitment it is just finding those moments. We can’t rely on others. Finding the key moments is the frustration. One loss in six is usually a good run but in the position we are in it is not classed as a good run.
“Every time we get a chance to push forward and clear the decks we don’t quite deliver those moments. It is a work in progress.
"I am not out there playing it is about trying to get the team to find that confidence amongst the noise and the freedom to go and play. When the hard times come we have to go and deliver."
'We have to go and deliver'published at 22:25 GMT
22:25 GMT
FT: Nottingham Forest 0-0 Wolves
Nottingham Forest boss Sean Dyche, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "Very frustrated of course. Knock on the door but find a moment of clarity, it was one of them. They set their stall out early to come and defend and look for breaks. It is very frustrating to dominate a game like that, with so many chances and there were plenty of good chances but it’s finding that killer moment. The crowd get nervy, the team get nervy, there is a lot of pressure on these games.
“A lot of the performance is right but you have to score a goal obviously. That is the hardest thing for us as managers and coaches, for someone to find that defining moment. There were a few very strong chances.
“The start was good. We were opening them up. When teams are fully flowing, finding that last pass, making that run they all seem to come together quickly. When it is not quite there people start snatching shots and cross and the crowd get on top quickly. This is part and parcel of the Premier League.
“There is no lack of effort or commitment it is just finding those moments. We can’t rely on others. Finding the key moments is the frustration. One loss in six is usually a good run but in the position we are in it is not classed as a good run.
“Every time we get a chance to push forward and clear the decks we don’t quite deliver those moments. It is a work in progress.
"I am not out there playing it is about trying to get the team to find that confidence amongst the noise and the freedom to go and play. When the hard times come we have to go and deliver."
Those knuckles must be red raw knocking on that door 35 times. He covers just about everything in this one. He doesn't need to do another all season, whatever happens;
'We have to go and deliver'published at 22:25 GMT
FT: Nottingham Forest 0-0 Wolves
22:25 GMT
Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest boss Sean Dyche, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "Very frustrated of course. Knock on the door but find a moment of clarity, it was one of them. They set their stall out early to come and defend and look for breaks. It is very frustrating to dominate a game like that, with so many chances and there were plenty of good chances but it’s finding that killer moment. The crowd get nervy, the team get nervy, there is a lot of pressure on these games.
“A lot of the performance is right but you have to score a goal obviously. That is the hardest thing for us as managers and coaches, for someone to find that defining moment. There were a few very strong chances.
“The start was good. We were opening them up. When teams are fully flowing, finding that last pass, making that run they all seem to come together quickly. When it is not quite there people start snatching shots and cross and the crowd get on top quickly. This is part and parcel of the Premier League.
“There is no lack of effort or commitment it is just finding those moments. We can’t rely on others. Finding the key moments is the frustration. One loss in six is usually a good run but in the position we are in it is not classed as a good run.
“Every time we get a chance to push forward and clear the decks we don’t quite deliver those moments. It is a work in progress.
"I am not out there playing it is about trying to get the team to find that confidence amongst the noise and the freedom to go and play. When the hard times come we have to go and deliver."
Constantly looking to cover his own arse, no wonder none of his former players would ever care to say a good word about him. Awful human being as well as a joke of a football manager.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Bore off, there’s about four people who still tag me in stuff and most of them reside in this thread shouting ‘seagulls seagulls’. Let it go for christs sake, you’re like some perma-angry ferret.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £60m
He definitely used that same gibberish pile of word salad crap while he was Everton manager, it’s bloody terrifying.Those knuckles must be red raw knocking on that door 35 times. He covers just about everything in this one. He doesn't need to do another all season, whatever happens;
'We have to go and deliver'published at 22:25 GMT
22:25 GMT
FT: Nottingham Forest 0-0 Wolves
Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest boss Sean Dyche, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "Very frustrated of course. Knock on the door but find a moment of clarity, it was one of them. They set their stall out early to come and defend and look for breaks. It is very frustrating to dominate a game like that, with so many chances and there were plenty of good chances but it’s finding that killer moment. The crowd get nervy, the team get nervy, there is a lot of pressure on these games.
“A lot of the performance is right but you have to score a goal obviously. That is the hardest thing for us as managers and coaches, for someone to find that defining moment. There were a few very strong chances.
“The start was good. We were opening them up. When teams are fully flowing, finding that last pass, making that run they all seem to come together quickly. When it is not quite there people start snatching shots and cross and the crowd get on top quickly. This is part and parcel of the Premier League.
“There is no lack of effort or commitment it is just finding those moments. We can’t rely on others. Finding the key moments is the frustration. One loss in six is usually a good run but in the position we are in it is not classed as a good run.
“Every time we get a chance to push forward and clear the decks we don’t quite deliver those moments. It is a work in progress.
"I am not out there playing it is about trying to get the team to find that confidence amongst the noise and the freedom to go and play. When the hard times come we have to go and deliver."
Never speaks without trying sneak in some achievement of his.
Tonight was on me, so apologies if it killed your evening. my bad..
Vaughan
Player Valuation: £35m
its alarming we fell that low
trying to think of any games with him where we would have had 60% possession
incredible stat. he has one of the best ball playing centre halves in murillo, anderson is going to end up running city or uniteds midfield next year, givbs white is quality, the wide players are skilled … and this is what hes serving up
hes not a good manager
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Him saying it is up to the owner 'to make a change' sounds like a plea to put him out of his misery. It's taken a few months to get how it was here after 2 years. This is with his 'own' fans!
I hope he has a rethink about how well we stuck behind our team despite the crap on display.
I hope he has a rethink about how well we stuck behind our team despite the crap on display.