We need to talk about Nottingham Forest.

Final position

  • Top 4

    Votes: 22 6.4%
  • Other European Qualification

    Votes: 63 18.4%
  • Top 10 outside Europe

    Votes: 57 16.7%
  • Complete capitulation bottom half.

    Votes: 200 58.5%

  • Total voters
    342
I’ve come to the conclusion that Dyche fans are cowardly lickspittles. Run away to their bunker every time they lose yet they assemble like Megatron in here after every victory against some part timers from some backwater corner of Europe. If they do get knocked out of Europe then that’ll really lay bare the remarkably poor job he’s doing without being able to flat track bully some poor dossers every other week to pad out his record.

Everyone else’s fault though, of course. Except when they win against some plumbers in Europe, then that’s a managerial masterclass.

You could say when they lose they cross the picket line and go on strike.
 
If you think it's fun now then wait until Fenerbahce knock them out of Europe
They will lose that but Wolves game is huge for them now, and for Dyche. West Ham could definitely win today and it will be squeaky bum time. If Wolves beat them, they may bin him, you wouldn’t be surprised with that owner.
 
Think this must be one of the most Dyche things Dyche has ever said. The absolute self-glazing going on in these two sentences is mental.

"When we got here we were two points in the relegation zone and now we're six points out of it. I wasn't getting carried away beating Liverpool 3-0 and Tottenham 3-0 and people saying it was one of the best performances they've had in the Premier League.
 
Think this must be one of the most Dyche things Dyche has ever said. The absolute self-glazing going on in these two sentences is mental.

"When we got here we were two points in the relegation zone and now we're six points out of it. I wasn't getting carried away beating Liverpool 3-0 and Tottenham 3-0 and people saying it was one of the best performances they've had in the Premier League.

Hahahaha high off the smell of his own arse once again. Must be getting his balls massaged by Woany and Stoney all week and told what a genius he is. £450m squad there by the way and telling their fans to eat gruel and be happy with being 17th, if I was more cynical I’d say they deserve him.
 

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