We need to talk about Nottingham Forest.

Final position

  • Top 4

    Votes: 22 6.4%
  • Other European Qualification

    Votes: 63 18.4%
  • Top 10 outside Europe

    Votes: 57 16.7%
  • Complete capitulation bottom half.

    Votes: 200 58.5%

  • Total voters
    342
Today's the day.

Welcome back, gaffer.

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Garry Birtles has a box today, I'm hearing...
 
He`ll be spending this morning getting ready to cover all his bases :

We lose, he`ll be over the moon, as Moyes is a clueless fraud and should be punted in favour of a progressive manager, someone say like *cough, *cough, Gareth Southgate.

Forest lose, it`ll because they`ve been playing in Europe, were tired, have loads of injuries to key players and played a bit crap, just like Man U and Bournemouth did, so we should`ve beat them regardless .

Draw and Moyes is clueless fraud, who hasn`t got a clue how to win a game and settled for a point, unlike good old Sean, who would never ever set out for a point, not even once in his career.

The wild card, could be if Patterson plays, that could finally see him off.
If God truly exists, a series of bizarre events will occur which will lead to Patterson coming on.

He'll score a worldy winner and celebrate by getting one of the players to slap him on the back of the head in front of Dyche, Woany and Stoney.
 

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