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Coming home from the game on Thursday i bought the wife some perfume in the airport for valentines day. She was very happy with the bottle of Jo Malone and even happier when i told her the deal i got of £44 for the bottle.

In the bar last night and told my mates about the bargain and the brownie points i had got to stay out for a few beers on valentines night. They said there was no way that was price so off i went into my banking app to show them, but no i was wrong, it was £144.

Text the wife and said not to put the dinner on as i was cashing in my credit to stay for an extra few pints.

Lesson learned to never shop while drunk.
 
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Well, this is interesting isn't it.

www.bbc.co.uk

Meta plans globe-spanning sub-sea internet cable

It is the latest move from Meta to invest more in global connectivity rather than its apps.
www.bbc.co.uk

space karen has his star-leap (or whatever) satellite comms rolled out. And his good pal at meta is rolling out sub-sea cabling. A monopoly on international communications looks like it could be within grasp. Especially if someone's shadow fleet continues cutting connections already relied upon.
 
I've had a malarial dream today, a character in this dream named tronald dump had the bravado to blame the victims of an invasion somewhere in a distant land. Turns out it was their fault for starting the invasion on behalf of someone else. I'm clearly very very ill.
 
Avarante. advert seemed to suggest a means of freezing the male possibility of pregnancy (slowing down the sperm). I'm not a reliable witness at this hour.
 
I’ve got 5 days off and on my first night I’ve got slightly drunk and got myself into a random conversation with some bloke on facebook… I am a knob I know
 

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