2025/26 Vitalii Mykolenko

[skucksy]

He's going to be here till 2030 - so that will make him a veteran.

Considering his homeland is currently at war it does seem fitting.

 

[DOMNOLAN]

Wasn't it Rafael Benitez who brought Vitalii Mykolenko to Everton, offloading Lucas Digne to Villa?

Rodrigues and Digne out, Mykolenko in…

Stain on the club

 

[Cels]

Rodrigues and Digne out, Mykolenko in…

Stain on the club

Did he sign Patterson as well?

 

[SJB]

Due a goal.

 

[The T-Dex]

Big, slow crab.

 

[Walken]

Just a terrible terrible player, everything he does looks awkward, every cross behind his man, every ball backwards

 

[Frosty1878]

Just a terrible terrible player, everything he does looks awkward, every cross behind his man, every ball backwards

How we settle for him to be starting every week is a disgrace and his supporters saying he’s ok he’s absolutely not and his limitations has always added to our issues

 

[BullensRoad]

Got his pay rise and contract extension (even after his embarrassing displays this seasons).

Now faking an injury to come off. You can't make it up.

 

[dannyboy]

Will always be on the back foot when you have him and O'Brien at right back. You've just got no chance of keeping the ball because the structure simply doesn't exist.

 

[Walken]

Spence playing on the wing because that Italian facist looking beaut knew he'd be up against this dosser

 

[gonetomorrow]

Nice passback.

 

[Everton1654]

Treats the ball like it's an IED

 

[jonnyg]

How is he the one on the edge of the box everytime? Sends it straight back to Pickford instead of keeping pressure.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Hopefully never see this gimp in a blue shirt again.

Useless bell end.

 

[MACCA75]

Absolutely painful watching this guy try to play at this level. New contract ffs.