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[GhostOfDixie]

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Just imagine VDM at home in his private room getting off his tits on E, with this vid on full screen on his Plasma.

 

[Dom1878]

He may have gained weight - and lost stamina - but hes still a quality player. Shame he fell out with Moyes...

..He would probably be in the starting line up if we got another manager...

...Hes not better than Pienaar, Cahill, or Arteta, but id play him ahead of Osman (despite hi being one of the most hardworking in the team)

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Lets be honest mate, if Moyes thought he was able to play, and that he had the right mind to do it, he would.

But he's clearly a disruption and needs to be released asap. Not sure how accurate FM09 is at the moment, but his wages are shown as 40K a week. now that is shocking if true. This guy is costing us a bloody fortune. £2m a year which can be used somewhere else.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I'm glad that at the end of the season, we can ship him out. Unbelievable so many people are still trying to defend him, whilst ****ging of hardworking and commited players like Neville and Hibbert. The guy had all the talent in the world and made [Poor language removed] all out of it.

 

[ToxtethBlue]

I wouldn't swap him for Osman, not a chance.

As a squad player I don't mind him contributing, never have done. If he gets in ahead of Osman, Pienaar, Cahill, Fellaini or Arteta etc then I wouldn't be happy.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i heard he posts on here on the sly, and he is always furious, his smokescreen is he tells everyone he does a tarts job.

 

[coyney]

I'm glad that at the end of the season, we can ship him out. Unbelievable so many people are still trying to defend him, whilst ****ging of hardworking and commited players like Neville and Hibbert. The guy had all the talent in the world and made [Poor language removed] all out of it.

Spot on mate its criminal all that talent and no commitment

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Quite depressing watching that video. His crossing is absolutely top notch. We're crying out for an out-and-out winger and to see him doing stuff like that for Ajax makes me sulk at how few first team opportunities he's had here..

 

[steevie]

Its official, Morph is an Evertonian

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

someone suggested the 'tache, so i went for the poirot type seein' as he belgian

 

[steevie]

someone suggested the 'tache, so i went for the poirot type seein' as he belgian

Classic. Just out of curiosity, who was Morphs crime in partner? He was a right pain in the arse .

 

[Goat]

Reidy is badly anti-tashist, he should be banned.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

chaz

or do you mean tony hart

Friends of Morph: The Other Characters
Over the years, Morph has been joined by a number of new friends. Here are some that you may remember:
Chas - Similar to Morph, but with a lighter colour and a slightly nasty attitude!
Delilah - a rather bossy lady who wore a bright yellow dress
Nailbrush - Morph's nailbrush pal with canine qualities
The Very Small Creatures - A collection of small, different colour plasticine blobs with eyes
Grandmorph - an 'grandfather' version of Morph, complete with long beard
Gillespie - a large blue character
Folly - a shiny, tin foil girl