Usmanov

[PhilEFC]

Good job they weren’t nubile too.

Hopefully more mobile than our midfield.

 

[matty1878]

Now while one of the most decorated managers in the world, Ancelloti, was aboard Uzis mega yacht, through the haze of beak and first class brass he asks, "So if I take this job, that is so far beneath my level btw, what sort of transfer budget can I expect?".

"Sell to buy mate".

Carlo would not be here unless certain extravagant promises were made. I expect a busy window.

this all day long

 

[matty1878]

So do I to a degree mate, but bare in mind that most promises Carlo were given was before a global pandemic took millions, potentially billions out the game.

it’s not exactly effecting usmanov, he’s brought Carlo aboard he will back him

 

[helpimonfire]

I remember letters like this on a tv show in the 1980’s (my brother tells me it was also running in the 70s too).

didnt work our so well for everyone, as it turns out.

JURG'LL FIX IT!

 

[stamullenblue]

Hopefully he will will buy us a new team .. all bar 4 or 5 players we need a complete overhaul . Get the cheque book out !

 

[vinvinvin]

this all day long

Walter Smith was taken on a pedalo at Skegness and similar promises were made.

 

[Yarrgh]

Rumour is that Ancelotti was on the yacht with Usmanov this morning to discuss the transfer budget.
The meal was served by mobile bare breasted young women, apparently CA got distracted and couldn't remember what they were there to discuss.

Something similar happened when he first agreed to take the Everton job...apparently.

Did the midfield chase them around the yacht to Benny Hill music. Oddly enough they didn't have to do any camera trickery to get the slow motion stop-start effects.

 

[Yarrgh]

Walter Smith was taken on a pedalo at Skegness and similar promises were made.

Mike Walker was put in a canoe and pushed up a peculiarly brown creek and promised a paddle that never showed up.

 

[mahermi1]

Did the midfield chase them around the yacht to Benny Hill music. Oddly enough they didn't have to do any camera trickery to get the slow motion stop-start effects.

If our midfield did chase them girls, think I can guarantee their still virgin's, 1) There is no way they would catch them.
2) Even if one of the girls fell over, our midfield have forgotten what it's like to score !

 

[Yarrgh]

If our midfield did chase them girls, think I can guarantee their still virgin's, 1) There is no way they would catch them.
2) Even if one of the girls fell over, our midfield have forgotten what it's like to score !

To be honest they're that much dead weight at the moment that Uzzy tried to use them as the anchor but they floated. Couldn't even do that right! At least that explains why when I used my rubber dinghy, telescope and lip reading skills to see what Uzzy was saying immediately after the last match he was shouting 'useless anchors' at the tv.

 

[blueblue]

Good job they weren’t nubile too.

Bloody predictive text, I typed in nubile.

 

[matty1878]

Walter Smith was taken on a pedalo at Skegness and similar promises were made.

peter Johnson - Walter smith

 

[Blue toffee]

Bloody predictive text, I typed in nubile.

I’m sure you did. It’s usually just poor spelling in my case.

 

[kev]

Bloody predictive text, I typed in nubile.

You need a new nubile phone mate

 

[deipnosophist]

it’s not exactly effecting usmanov, he’s brought Carlo aboard he will back him

affecting