Usmanov

[Paul Rideout]

Dear Uncle Uzi

Would it be possible for you to shake some loose change out your arse pocket aand buy your friend Mosh a new midfield for his vanity project? 250-300 million of your finest pounds should cover it for now.
Thanks ever so much Uncle Uzi.
Love you long time xx

Me

I remember letters like this on a tv show in the 1980’s (my brother tells me it was also running in the 70s too).

didnt work our so well for everyone, as it turns out.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Women’s team will end up with a bigger shirt sponsor than the men’s will. Saying that, they probably deserve it.

 

[tommye]

I remember letters like this on a tv show in the 1980’s (my brother tells me it was also running in the 70s too).

didnt work our so well for everyone, as it turns out.

I remember writing in asking if I could milk a cow as I wanted to work on a farm. Got accepted and ended up milking about 30 of them. Had to wear a blindfold though for some reason. Strange fella that Savile.

 

[Paul Rideout]

I remember writing in asking if I could milk a cow as I wanted to work on a farm. Got accepted and ended up milking about 30 of them. Had to wear a blindfold though for some reason. Strange fella that Savile.

dod the cow have a strange ‘moo’... sounded a bit like ‘now then, now then...’?

 

[EFCPaul]

He'll have a massive smile on his face after City's court win today. Uncle Ali is free to do what he wants with beloved Blues.

 

[Mickey]

Now while one of the most decorated managers in the world, Ancelloti, was aboard Uzis mega yacht, through the haze of beak and first class brass he asks, "So if I take this job, that is so far beneath my level btw, what sort of transfer budget can I expect?".

"Sell to buy mate".

Carlo would not be here unless certain extravagant promises were made. I expect a busy window.

 

[Goat]

Now while one of the most decorated managers in the world, Ancelloti, was aboard Uzis mega yacht, through the haze of beak and first class brass he asks, "So if I take this job, that is so far beneath my level btw, what sort of transfer budget can I expect?".

"Sell to buy mate".

Carlo would not be here unless certain extravagant promises were made. I expect a busy window.

So do I to a degree mate, but bare in mind that most promises Carlo were given was before a global pandemic took millions, potentially billions out the game.

 

[Super Kevin sheedy]

It's on!

Europe?

 

[roydo]

Europe?

11th I think.

 

[tommye]

dod the cow have a strange ‘moo’... sounded a bit like ‘now then, now then...’?

Now I think it was defo more of an ooooo than a moooo.


Weird that

 

[DaChunk]

Usmanov bleeds blue. Won't be able to resist splurging now.

 

[Mickey]

So do I to a degree mate, but bare in mind that most promises Carlo were given was before a global pandemic took millions, potentially billions out the game.

Please goat, it's all I cling to right now.

 

[Goat]

Please goat, it's all I cling to right now.

Dont you worry summer child, Carlo hasn't taken a job to play Tom Davies in midfield.

 

[blueblue]

Rumour is that Ancelotti was on the yacht with Usmanov this morning to discuss the transfer budget.
The meal was served by mobile bare breasted young women, apparently CA got distracted and couldn't remember what they were there to discuss.

Something similar happened when he first agreed to take the Everton job...apparently.

 

[Blue toffee]

Good job they weren’t nubile too.