Usmanov

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He's minted

May or may not buy into Everton

Or do I need to do an hour podcast under Ernie.org
Your agenda should be this lad:

Kenwright
Boys pen
Purchase of Everton to fulfil life mission
Selling 24/7 to fulfil new life mission
Moshiri buys
Possibly for himself, possibly not
Bins Martinez, possibly because he wants Mourinho, possibly because he was just gash
Kenwright cries "you sacked my boy"
Everton get Koeman, possibly first choice possibly not
Everton to do serious business in summer
Sign Mata or maybe not
Sign pensioners, kids and pay over odds
Usmanov reveals big plan to buy Everton on the sly, but maybe not
Just sponsors him to help out his mate, but maybe actually wants us for himself
Everton to replace at least 5 players each transferred window, but maybe not

Or basically just say "it would make sense if we did this, but if we don't that also makes sense", use big words and talk Damoesque about FFP, playing smart, "dee others" do us in at the last minute not for lack of trying etc. and deny being an ITK while all the time taking like you're in the rooms where it happens
 
Your agenda should be this lad:

Kenwright
Boys pen
Purchase of Everton to fulfil life mission
Selling 24/7 to fulfil new life mission
Moshiri buys
Possibly for himself, possibly not
Bins Martinez, possibly because he wants Mourinho, possibly because he was just gash
Kenwright cries "you sacked my boy"
Everton get Koeman, possibly first choice possibly not
Everton to do serious business in summer
Sign Mata or maybe not
Sign pensioners, kids and pay over odds
Usmanov reveals big plan to buy Everton on the sly, but maybe not
Just sponsors him to help out his mate, but maybe actually wants us for himself
Everton to replace at least 5 players each transferred window, but maybe not

Or basically just say "it would make sense if we did this, but if we don't that also makes sense", use big words and talk Damoesque about FFP, playing smart, "dee others" do us in at the last minute not for lack of trying etc. and deny being an ITK while all the time taking like you're in the rooms where it happens

Pretty much nailed it there mate
 

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