Useless things to say

[ArtetaMoney]

When you're stood in a queue and someone asks 'You in the queue' nah love, just thought I'd stand in this shop near the till with a load of items in me hand!

 

[L4Everton]

'Wheres the (insert topical reference) money Bill'

 

[ArtetaMoney]

At the till in the Asda with a shopping trolley full of food

'would you like some bags'

Nope, my pockets are designed to carry a 6 pint milk I'll be sound.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

At the till in the Asda with a shopping trolley full of food

'would you like some bags'

Nope, my pockets are designed to carry a 6 pint milk I'll be sound.

Ha. or no, I'll balance it on my head like women do in Africa.

 

[D.Robbo]

'It's swings and roundabouts' just don't get the saying at all. I enjoy both like.

 

[ilikecheese]

When you've lost something and someone asks "do you know where you lost it?"

 

[Coach]

Asking someone, "are you alright?" or "did it go down the wrong way?" when they are coughing their guts out.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Has the cat got your tongue ?

Like Cats are notorious for ripping out Humans Tongues & then retreating to the kitchen to play with them, or taking it to the local mice and leaving it as a 'gift'

 

[Simo]

When she says "come round tonight, it's on"!
I reply "u sure u don't want to go gym, we can see each other tomorrow night "

 

[roydo]

"Can you ban me please"

Just dont log on ffs.

 

[Whitebootman]

Do you want cash back?

 

[Efcbradley89]

"You couldn't win a raffle." Because raffles are really easy to win arnt they?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

iF MY aUNT HAD BALLS SHE'D BE MY UNCLE.



No, she'd still be your Aunt, your Aunt that was in Porn/FreakShow/Circus.

 

[Kurt.]

"come on Ebepton.... Deez R Shyte"

 

[Kurt.]

Shut your mouth and eat your food.