When you're stood in a queue and someone asks 'You in the queue' nah love, just thought I'd stand in this shop near the till with a load of items in me hand!
Useless things to say
- Thread starter Jamo Martinez
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At the till in the Asda with a shopping trolley full of food
'would you like some bags'
Nope, my pockets are designed to carry a 6 pint milk I'll be sound.
'would you like some bags'
Nope, my pockets are designed to carry a 6 pint milk I'll be sound.
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Ha. or no, I'll balance it on my head like women do in Africa.
When you've lost something and someone asks "do you know where you lost it?"
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Has the cat got your tongue ?
Like Cats are notorious for ripping out Humans Tongues & then retreating to the kitchen to play with them, or taking it to the local mice and leaving it as a 'gift'
Like Cats are notorious for ripping out Humans Tongues & then retreating to the kitchen to play with them, or taking it to the local mice and leaving it as a 'gift'
When she says "come round tonight, it's on"!
I reply "u sure u don't want to go gym, we can see each other tomorrow night "
I reply "u sure u don't want to go gym, we can see each other tomorrow night "
Whitebootman
Player Valuation: £35m
Do you want cash back?
Efcbradley89
Player Valuation: £6m
"You couldn't win a raffle." Because raffles are really easy to win arnt they?
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iF MY aUNT HAD BALLS SHE'D BE MY UNCLE.
No, she'd still be your Aunt, your Aunt that was in Porn/FreakShow/Circus.
No, she'd still be your Aunt, your Aunt that was in Porn/FreakShow/Circus.
"come on Ebepton.... Deez R Shyte"
Shut your mouth and eat your food.
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