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Looks crap, which is to be expected considering how far ahead of its time the original was. Remember when Michael Jordan retired the first time and came back and was nowhere near as impressive as he was? Yeh, thats this.
 
Speaking of film scores, I always thought Williams is the greatest, but is Zimmer over taking him? I am listening to a lot of his stuff in the background lately. Inception is very moving for example.



I like Zimmer, but his stuff his often quite tuneless or something, Williams gives me the good stuff that I can hum. Also, Zimmer has a lot to answer for with those brass blasts.


Trailer for Deathbot 5: The Reckoning part II: Day of the Mechasaur

Slow panning shot of quiet, homely farm. Light, twinkly piano performs sweet music, like a lullaby, while ominous cello slowly builds in the background creating atmosphere of unease...

PARRPP PARRRRPPPP!!
(Partial shot of killer robot eyes)

Attractive rural family laugh and joke together as they sit down for breakfast, which is a simple porridge type of affair with orange juice and a communal jug of milk. What's this? Ripples in the orange juice? Something tells me things aren't going to be the same around h...

PARRRRRRPP PARRRRPPPP!!
(PARTIAL SHOT OF NON-DESCRIPT MECHANIZED JOINT WHICH HAS JUST MOVED, IT MUST BELONG TO THAT THING WITH THE ROBOT EYE!!)

Slow tracking shot of oblivious child holding her doll(symbol of innocence) as she stares at the off-screen source of the shadow looming over her. RUN CHIL...

PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPP PARRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!


SILHOUETTE OF MECHASAUR SLOWLY LUMBERING TOWARDS SCREEN, TANTALIZINGLY OBSCURED BY THE SMOKE FROM SOME SORT OF EXPLOSION. FRANTIC VIOLIN SECTION REACHES SCREECHING CRESCENDO

Screen goes to black....




PPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


QUICK, ALTERNATING SHOTS OF COLLAPSING BUILDINGS AND FLEEING CROWDS INTERSPERSED WITH MILITARY HELICOPTERS BEING SWIPED OUT OF THE SKY WITH GIANT MECHANIZED CLAWS. WE HEAR THE VOICE OF SOME ACTOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE CHRIS PINE BUT ISN'T CHRIS PINE

"How do we stop it!??"

More chaos, perhaps an overturning truck on a highway

James Spader's dulcet tones respond...

"...There is no... stopping it...."

PPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


BRYAN CRANSTON IN A SCIENTISTS UNIFORM GRABS SOMEONE BY THEIR COLLAR AND ASKS IN SHOUTY WHISPER VOICE:
"WHAT HAVE WE CREATED!!??"

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSudden lull. Dreamy piano music from the beginning of the trailer comes back in with a creepy tunelessness as camera surveys the smoking ruins of some decimated city.



James Spader's voice again...

"There.... will be a reckoning..."

Cut to black...



Out 2018
 

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