Unpopular things to say on an EFC fan forum

[bobsrighthandman]

So...
Today I introduced myself to the forum by suggesting that Barkley may be at fault for us not turning draws into wins. Bold.
That obviously wasn't received well and it got me thinking, what would be the be the worst way to introduce yourself to a EFC fan forum? (i.e the most anger inducing or inaccurate article title/ comment to make as a first post)
Ill start;

Luis Suarez; the enigma
I really love it when Naismith comes of the bench. Super sub?
Martinez out
Baines is OK, but does anyone else miss David Unsworth

Something like that, but better

 

[bluejock]

"Hi, I'm Marco"

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

You'll never walk alone. What a great song, we should adopt it as our club anthem.

 

[emb]

Don't be daft. Of course we miss Unsworth.

 

[steken1]

'Would dixie dean get a game these days'

Would be super.

 

[larrygobfiend]

£28 million for the pair?!? i'll drive them to Old Trafford myself.

 

[steken1]

'Does anyone think our full backs should switch midway through games, like the wingers do'

 

[ArtetaMagic]

'You're all a bunch of kopites apart from me'

 

[anton66]

Why don't we change to a red kit like Cardiff?

 

[steken1]

'I wonder if Bills still paying that mortgage he got on his house when he bought us'

 

[Hellerad]

Overhype an American player while simultaneously calling an Irish player British and then try to deflect the criticism by saying the United States bailed England out of two world wars. Be sure to use "USMNT" and "soccer" as often as possible.

 

[bobsrighthandman]

He might not have been a blue, but I really like Kenny dagleish's barnet

 

[Deloodid]

Anyone who questions Kenwright is a kopite, hes boss

 

[Bungle]

"Am I Bryan Oviedo?"

 

[royalblue66]

Naismith is going to be great.