Confirmed Signing Tyler Dibling

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Deadline day man. Mild mannered admin by day, evil supervillan come transfer deadline day.

Submits faxes at 1 minute past midnight, hands out purple dildos to fans outside finch farm, tells Leon Osman about a new go karting place, and makes fake Riquelme pages on the website.

Dastardly stuff.

He also replenishs the West Derby Cash Machine. Don't know where he gets the energy from?
 
"Last season, he scored two goals from nine shots on target, notching every 937 minutes. That is a long way behind Beto's 191 minutes per goal or even the 537 minutes managed by the much-maligned Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

Dibling caught the eye with his close control last season, but after a hot start he faded in the malaise of Southampton's season, and a dribbling success rate of 47% was middle of the road for the two squads.

For instance, Illiman Ndiaye offered 48.5% and Dwight McNeil 53%. Dibling's shooting accuracy was below his potential future team-mates too.

However, while the numbers do not suggest a huge improvement, Everton would be buying great potential, and filling a significant hole in their squad." ๐Ÿค
Whoโ€™s the moron comparing Diblings scoring rate to two strikers? Dibling even playing wing back last season. What nonsense
 
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