Twitter Banter!

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Found this beauty. Sorry if its been posted before, but I laughed a little considering it was to Peanuts.

Bilyaletdinov: hi, Steven! good luck for the game! bad that you don't play..
4 Apr
 

@stuholden how did bwfc get on today m8?

@fizzer18 how did toffees get on mate?

@stuholden lost 1-0 I was MOM!

@fizzer18 lol, watched part of it, thot u were playing neutral!

@stuholden what's neutral mate?

@fizzer18 USA USA USA, sorry forgot u didn't go to school mate!

@stuholden I didn't mate no I was practicing my skills- u should give it a try mate!

@fizzer18 hahahahahha
 
fizzer18 p neville18
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@Bilyaletdinov_7 dirty [Poor language removed]!!!!!


Have to say Phil's rips are becoming pretty legendary
 

Some of my favorites too:

@fizzer18: @landondonovan u not seen my cross-watch and learn pal? How did u go on?
@landondonovan: You were trying to clear that ball


@Chris Cook: @fizzer18 -- @stuholden or @landondonovan if you had to pick nev who would you rather have at EFC
@fizzer18: @Chris_Cook_ @stuholden @landondonovan -- Clint Dempsey

Dude's hilarious in all honesty. Love that he's a friend with several of the Yanks.
 
Kay20 said:
Some of my favorites too:

@fizzer18: @landondonovan u not seen my cross-watch and learn pal? How did u go on?
@landondonovan: You were trying to clear that ball


@Chris Cook: @fizzer18 -- @stuholden or @landondonovan if you had to pick nev who would you rather have at EFC
@fizzer18: @Chris_Cook_ @stuholden @landondonovan -- Clint Dempsey

Dude's hilarious in all honesty. Love that he's a friend with several of the Yanks.
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Hahaha. Never pegged Nev as a comedian, but these tweets are ace.
 
seamiecoleman23 Seamus Coleman:
Just had a lovely dinner.. Hard to beat mums cooking!! Juts polish it off now with rice crispie buns and a cup of tea!! I love home!
Neville: @seamiecoleman23 go back and play for sligo then pal-we won't miss u!
Coleman: @fizzer18 u would defo miss me.. I'm your only mate at everton.. Noone else likes u!!
Neville: @seamiecoleman23 I would defo miss u pal-who would clean my boots make my cuppa wash my car??
 
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seamiecoleman23 Seamus Coleman:
Just had a lovely dinner.. Hard to beat mums cooking!! Juts polish it off now with rice crispie buns and a cup of tea!! I love home!
Neville: @seamiecoleman23 go back and play for sligo then pal-we won't miss u!
Coleman: @fizzer18 u would defo miss me.. I'm your only mate at everton.. Noone else likes u!!
Neville: @seamiecoleman23 I would defo miss u pal-who would clean my boots make my cuppa wash my car??
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Ha,ha,ha quality!
 

PHIL NEVILLE'S RIPS CONTINUE:

jbaxter37 jose baxter
On the couch going to watch swansea vs forrest. Hope its a good game

fizzer18 p neville18
@jbaxter37 I bet its a laugh inn ur house!

jbaxter37 jose baxter
@fizzer18 ask the mrs its a great laugh

fizzer18 p neville18
@jbaxter37 toast pal



Neville just rips everybody. I'm sure he's a member on here.

If anyone can identify Phil Neville's GOT username they will get a prize from D/D
 
Coleman's twitter banter with Neville is becoming a must read! an absolute gem from earlier was

@fizzer18 the only reason u got picked by england was to keep gary company incase he got homesick!
 
Decided this was worthy of my first post. Was laughing to myself for about a minute after reading this

fizzer18
@jbaxter37 hello jose how r u m8-weres wallace in the conference??

jbaxter37
@fizzer18 hahahaa. Am fine mate how r u

jwallace38
@fizzer18 that was alright for u manc! Never mind me we're r u toni n guy getting ur highlights done u bender

jbaxter37
@jwallace38 hes got more highlights than match of the day

Quality stuff.
 

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