McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
We replaced Hibbert with an Osman lookalike and Osman with an unpronounceable Russian guy.
Lescott got replaced by a older but better looking version, and we picked up a few wanna-be kids who might come good, but will most likely be trotting out for Spodge FC in a couple of years and a couple of Americans who in reality are probably further from the first team than I am.
I'd be angry if I wasnt a seasoned veteran of our transfer policies. Promises and propaganda followed by Shock and Awe followed by abject disappointment followed by head shaking and finger pointing; then a couple of deadline day savers and a heralding of the new dawn.
Moyes is definitely a student of Sun Tzu's 'the art of war'.
Lescott got replaced by a older but better looking version, and we picked up a few wanna-be kids who might come good, but will most likely be trotting out for Spodge FC in a couple of years and a couple of Americans who in reality are probably further from the first team than I am.
I'd be angry if I wasnt a seasoned veteran of our transfer policies. Promises and propaganda followed by Shock and Awe followed by abject disappointment followed by head shaking and finger pointing; then a couple of deadline day savers and a heralding of the new dawn.
Moyes is definitely a student of Sun Tzu's 'the art of war'.
