Tottenham Hotspur

[MikeH72]

I like how zero wins in 2026 Spurs have two definite wins in there too. Still on for the "safe by 5 points".

Spurs and West Ham will both definitely beat crappy Leeds who are 6 points and 8 points ahead of both of them.

 

[Alan Whittle]

I always think that this time of year turns us fellas who normally can't add up their shopping list into a cross between Euclid and Isaac Newton. We manage to hold multiple simultaneous equations in our heads to predict the results of complex outcomes whilst confirming, with some certainty that Uranus can be found just outside Uttoxeter off the A5.

 

[GoldenToffee]

I always think that this time of year turns us fellas who normally can't add up their shopping list into a cross between Euclid and Isaac Newton. We manage to hold multiple simultaneous equations in our heads to predict the results of complex outcomes whilst confirming, with some certainty that Uranus can be found just outside Uttoxeter off the A5.

You think predicting a few football games is that difficult

Have a bit of fun!

 

[ste d' indica]

I always think that this time of year turns us fellas who normally can't add up their shopping list into a cross between Euclid and Isaac Newton. We manage to hold multiple simultaneous equations in our heads to predict the results of complex outcomes whilst confirming, with some certainty that Uranus can be found just outside Uttoxeter off the A5.

Certainly where mine can usually be found.

 

[DualityNSNO]

You think predicting a few football games is that difficult

Have a bit of fun!

Seems to be:

Damn it, they'll probably stay up now. IMO that was a must-win for West Ham last night, what with their and Spurs' respective fixtures. If they draw and Spurs win one, they're already below them.

Spurs: Wolves (a), Villa (h), Leeds (h), Chelsea (a), Everton (h)
--> I can see two definite wins, Wolves and Leeds, and a very good chance against us. Maximum 9 more points, but if unlucky maybe only 6. I think they'll perform well over these games, question is whether they can get the points. I put Spurs ending on between 37-40 points.

West Ham: Everton (h), Brentford (a), Arsenal (h), Newcastle (a), Leeds (h)
--> I see only one definite win, Leeds, and two definite losses Brentford and Arsenal. If they beat us at the weekend I think they stay up, if not they are 100% going down on those fixtures. I put West Ham ending on between 36-39 points.

Honestly a complete toss of the coin as to which one of them goes, despite West Ham having a two-point advantage. Defining weekend this, if one wins and the other doesn't, the one that doesn't win goes down for me.

 

[Swartzy]

 

[Toffeeslam]

To be fair Jamie is taking it well isn’t he ?

Cundy is pelting him every week

 

[perth_blue]

West Ham currently $2.10 for the drop. Whacked $50 on them, so either way I'm happy regardless of whoever goes down out of the two.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Damn it, they'll probably stay up now. IMO that was a must-win for West Ham last night, what with their and Spurs' respective fixtures. If they draw and Spurs win one, they're already below them.

Spurs: Wolves (a), Villa (h), Leeds (h), Chelsea (a), Everton (h)
--> I can see two definite wins, Wolves and Leeds, and a very good chance against us. Maximum 9 more points, but if unlucky maybe only 6. I think they'll perform well over these games, question is whether they can get the points. I put Spurs ending on between 37-40 points.

West Ham: Everton (h), Brentford (a), Arsenal (h), Newcastle (a), Leeds (h)
--> I see only one definite win, Leeds, and two definite losses Brentford and Arsenal. If they beat us at the weekend I think they stay up, if not they are 100% going down on those fixtures. I put West Ham ending on between 36-39 points.

Honestly a complete toss of the coin as to which one of them goes, despite West Ham having a two-point advantage. Defining weekend this, if one wins and the other doesn't, the one that doesn't win goes down for me.

 

[Swartzy]

To be fair Jamie is taking it well isn’t he ?

Cundy is pelting him every week

Yeah he has done well..

I've never really watched the show before, my mate just kept sending me the videos and it just cracks me up..

 

[Tipp blue]

Damn it, they'll probably stay up now. IMO that was a must-win for West Ham last night, what with their and Spurs' respective fixtures. If they draw and Spurs win one, they're already below them.

Spurs: Wolves (a), Villa (h), Leeds (h), Chelsea (a), Everton (h)
--> I can see two definite wins, Wolves and Leeds, and a very good chance against us. Maximum 9 more points, but if unlucky maybe only 6. I think they'll perform well over these games, question is whether they can get the points. I put Spurs ending on between 37-40 points.

West Ham: Everton (h), Brentford (a), Arsenal (h), Newcastle (a), Leeds (h)
--> I see only one definite win, Leeds, and two definite losses Brentford and Arsenal. If they beat us at the weekend I think they stay up, if not they are 100% going down on those fixtures. I put West Ham ending on between 36-39 points.

Honestly a complete toss of the coin as to which one of them goes, despite West Ham having a two-point advantage. Defining weekend this, if one wins and the other doesn't, the one that doesn't win goes down for me.

Spurs have not won since December, they have 0 definite wins they might win a game or 2 but it's by no means definite, we are talking about a team whose form for the last 4 months would rival Derby in their worst season ever campaign.

 

[Blue peter]

Thought West Ham played well last night for the first 70 mins or so and it was a decent game, but they couldn’t maintain that in the last twenty or so. 50/50 between them and Spurs now

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

West Ham failing to beat Palace has left them with a glimmer of hope, but I still reckon they go down.

 

[RomanReigns]

Arsenal couldn’t beat wolves away why are we expecting it to be any easier for spurs?

 

[Infernus]

Arsenal couldn’t beat wolves away why are we expecting it to be any easier for spurs?

Confirmed relegated, pressure is off. That is usually when the bottom club goes on a bit of a run