Top five (whatever)

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Top Five Cheeses

A ripe Blue Stilton
A tangy Mature Cheddar
A crumbly Cheshire
A milky Manchego
La Vache Qui Rit

crumbly lancashire
creamy lancashire
cheshire
cottage
laughing cow


and never under any circumstances..

 

[Clint Planet]

and never under any circumstances..

I have to confess, i quite like the look of that.

 

[artetas sock]

I have to confess, i quite like the look of that.

anything with blue veins in to be avoided at all costs

 

[chicoazul]

Top Five Cheeses

A ripe Blue Stilton
A tangy Mature Cheddar
A crumbly Cheshire
A milky Manchego
La Vache Qui Rit

A good call, and one I'd struggle with. Feta and Red Leicester would feature though.

 

[Clint Planet]

anything with blue veins in to be avoided at all costs

You've obviously never met me.

 

[Blue Ray]

Beatles albums

Revolver
Sgt Peppers
Rubber Soul
Abbey Rd
White Album

 

[Clint Planet]

Beatles albums

Revolver
Sgt Peppers
Rubber Soul
Abbey Rd
White Album

Those early records are undervalued, you know. I've traditionally been a Revolver man but the older I get the more hypnotic The White Album gets. It really is something, I just don't know quite what.

 

[Summerskin]

Top 5 Prince records.

1. Sign O' The Times
2. Purple Rain
3. 1999
4. Love Symbol
5. 3121

And just for the record, my top 5 Beatles records...

1. Abbey Road
2. The White Album
3. Revolver
4. Sgt Peppers
5. Rubber Soul

 

[Blue Ray]

Those early records are undervalued, you know. I've traditionally been a Revolver man but the older I get the more hypnotic The White Album gets. It really is something, I just don't know quite what.

Ah so true but the white album is where they became 4 individuals. The beginning of the end.

 

[Clint Planet]

Top Five Sh1te Villains

Emlyn Hughes - Really, were do you start?
Jimmy Case - Just ask Geoff Nulty.
That Glory-Hunting Greek girl where I work.
Bob "it was the pitch" Paisley
Norway

 

[chicoazul]

Top 5 Prince records.

1. Sign O' The Times
2. Purple Rain
3. 1999
4. Love Symbol
5. 3121

And just for the record, my top 5 Beatles records...

1. Abbey Road
2. The White Album
3. Revolver
4. Sgt Peppers
5. Rubber Soul

Diamonds and Pearls not in there, surely?

 

[Blue Ray]

Diamonds and Pearls not in there, surely?

I love Abbey Road but not all the group appeared on every track. McCartney played drums on a lot of that album. He wasnt happy with Let It Be and didnt want the band to finish on a sour note. forgive the pun.

 

[Clint Planet]

You seem to be over-emphasising the "Fabs together" factor here. It really doesn't matter that Paul was the only one on Blackbird.

 

[Blue Ray]

You seem to be over-emphasising the "Fabs together" factor here. It really doesn't matter that Paul was the only one on Blackbird.

and yesterday

 

[bigbadjeff]

FIVE BEST WAYS TO CLEAN YOUR NOSE

1) Close one nostrel with the finger and blow thus clearing the other chamber. Then repeat using other finger and nostrel aka footballers.

2) Sniff the contents of both chambers into the mouth, swirl the contents to a creamy mix then spit out aka footballers gobbing

3) Place hanky (clean or soiled, matters not) around nasal cavity, hold tightly with hands and force air from the lungs through the nasal cavity thus cleaning the passage. Don't forget the obligatory check of the contents in the hanky afterwards.

4) Use index finger to excavate the cavity, locating material to extract. Take a look round , make sure no one is watching, extract contents and wipe on nearest object. If no body is near you then just wipe on your trousers.

5) Sneaky version, as favoured by my dearly beloved. Make out you are rubbing your cheek with the palm of your hand, then slip a wee pinkie up the nostrel, check for any material to be removed and while moving the palm of the hand from your face, extract the contends and dispose of as in 4 above



SIMPLES !