Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
Where we burst the rs' delusions about being champion contenders; where we finally see the fight inside Romeu Lukaku as he humiliates his Belgian compatriot; where Deulofeu and Mirallas prove to the watching world that Milner is not a good stand-in full back; and where Gana Gueye demolishes the reputation of the current England managers darling 'Low-brow Henderson' by leaving him on his arse a record number of times! Where our defence finally gel and nullify the rs attack and where, in an act of unprecedented emotion, Ronald Koeman, on seeing his side end up 3-2 winners, drops his kicks in front of the sky cameras and shows his double cheeek tattoo in all its glory, a full sized picture of Klopp, with that eminently stackable smirk of his perfectly formed by Rons bum crack! Tonight's the night we get back on track, where we realise we do actually have a team here, and where we leave the shagite 9 points behind Chelski to utter ruin the mutants Christmas COYB!