Tom Pope..

[EFC David]

Scored 23 goals this season for Port Vale, imagine how many goals he would score with Baines, Peanuts and Naisy behind him.

 

[Azzurri]

Scored 23 goals this season for Port Vale, imagine how many goals he would score with Baines, Peanuts and Naisy behind him.

You could've picked anyone. And you picked Naismith.

 

[Del]

About 6

 

[Azzurri]

Also, imagine how many he'd score with Terry, Kompany and Vidic in front of him.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Christ is it transfer time again? We'd probably have to alter our playing style a bit too much, so to be frank it wouldn't make much sense. Any way I've heard that Man U and Chelsea are after him, so we haven't got a prayer, but the transfer would be biblical if it went through.

 

[kenada_blue]

2. At a push

 

[Julian Carax]

Imagine how many goals Jelavic would score for Port Vale.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I like the idea of being able to say Jesus Pope when he misses a sitter so I'm in favour of this unlikely signing.

Scoring for Vale means feck all though.

 

[Goat]

23 goals this Season.

And hasnt scored anymore than 10 every other Season in his Career.

5 in 10 for Stafford Rangers.

SIGN HIM BRENDAN

 

[Goat]

Fairly sure I would score a hatrick every week in League 2.

 

[Hangleton]

Nearly fell off my chair - I look forward to a month of these.

 

[BlueLlama]

First eye aids inducing rumour

 

[RFUS]

Hello mate it appears some little rascal has swapped the cables around from the "good idea" and "unfathomably stupid idea" compartments of your brain. This stuff is meant to get filtered out, not posted on a public forum.

Just bang your head against the wall a few times like I've just done, and hopefully it'll knock something back into place.

 

[ijjysmith]

First eye aids inducing rumour

Sky linked us with Jeremy Aliadiere earlier mate.

I've only just stopped crying.

 

[ijjysmith]

Wait.

This was a joke wasn't it ?!