Tom Cleverley

[LAToffee]

Not enough goals. I'm sick of having "attacking" midfielders who don't score goals.

 

[royalblue66]

Not enough goals. I'm sick of having "attacking" midfielders who don't score goals.

Especially if their name is Cleverley.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Pretty sure he played a key part in keeping villa up, which on this seasons performance by Everton is key for next season

 

[caught]

I think the role of the internet has lead many to develop an unfair opinion on Cleverly.

For example, even Google predictive search seems biased. Search for 'Tom' and you get 'Tom Hardy' as the first suggestion, which is understandable. 'Tom C' gets you 'Tom Cruise,' and 'Tom Cl' suggests American novelist 'Tom Clancy' - again, both fair. However, if you search 'Tom Clever' you get 'Tom Clever Swindon Tiling' and 'Tom cleverly avoids death' as the first two hits.

If you type 'Tom Cleverley' without a space after the last letter, these are the top suggestions:

'Tom Cleverley's bird'
'Tom Cleverley's fit bird'
'Tom Cleverley's bird porn'
'Tom Cleverley's bird in pics without Tom Cleverley'
'Tom Cleverley's facial features are too close together'

If you hit space after the last letter you get this:

'Tom Cleverley is sh**'
'Tom Cleverley is dead rumour'
'Tom Cleverley is w**k'
'Tom Cleverley Roberto Martinez Wigan Toppers Nightclub handjob'
'Tom Cleverley footballer - did you mean 'James McCarthy footballer?''

We live in an age of inherited opinions and received wisdoms. It's a sad time.

 

[EvertonRhys]

One of those signings I'd take- kind of along the lines of Gibson at the time. It's fine but if it's Martinez's idea of fixing our number 10 issue I'm a little worried. Squad filler but that's it. Centre back and striker needed for me, probably a right back too as Coleman's been one of the let downs of the season for me, and we have absolutely no competition for him.

 

[Chang Elephant]

We live in an age of inherited opinions and received wisdoms. It's a sad time

It'll be even sadder watching the gimp play every week

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Where the [Poor language removed] is Toppers nightclub?

 

[EddyKent]

Pretty sure he played a key part in keeping villa up, which on this seasons performance by Everton is key for next season

Hahaha!

 

[COYBL25]

Where the [Poor language removed] is Toppers nightclub?

Only ever Toppers nightclub I knew of was in Penrith, which is now shut.

Typical small town club, watered down ale, fights galore and chubby ladies in tight clothing .

Not the type of place you'd expect to find a prem footy player in !

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Only ever Toppers nightclub I knew of was in Penrith, which is now shut.

Typical small town club, watered down ale, fights galore and chubby ladies in tight clothing .

Not the type of place you'd expect to find a prem footy player in !

Sod footballers it sounds like everything else I'm hoping for..

 

[Groucho]

'Tom Cleverley Roberto Martinez Wigan Toppers Nightclub handjob'

OK.

This was a genuine search term it threw up?

 

[hopleaf]

I think the role of the internet has lead many to develop an unfair opinion on Cleverly.

For example, even Google predictive search seems biased. Search for 'Tom' and you get 'Tom Hardy' as the first suggestion, which is understandable. 'Tom C' gets you 'Tom Cruise,' and 'Tom Cl' suggests American novelist 'Tom Clancy' - again, both fair. However, if you search 'Tom Clever' you get 'Tom Clever Swindon Tiling' and 'Tom cleverly avoids death' as the first two hits.

If you type 'Tom Cleverley' without a space after the last letter, these are the top suggestions:

'Tom Cleverley's bird'
'Tom Cleverley's fit bird'
'Tom Cleverley's bird porn'
'Tom Cleverley's bird in pics without Tom Cleverley'
'Tom Cleverley's facial features are too close together'

If you hit space after the last letter you get this:

'Tom Cleverley is sh**'
'Tom Cleverley is dead rumour'
'Tom Cleverley is w**k'
'Tom Cleverley Roberto Martinez Wigan Toppers Nightclub handjob'
'Tom Cleverley footballer - did you mean 'James McCarthy footballer?''

We live in an age of inherited opinions and received wisdoms. It's a sad time.

Frankly, some of these may say more about your personal search history than anything else.

 

[Groucho]

Anyway, Tom Cleverly....

 

[ilikecheese]

Anyway, Tom Cleverly....

...has a fit bird

 

[Moomin]

With Osman and Barry close to retirement, we need someone to step into their shoes for the boo boys at Goodison.

Tom is the man, his credentials of having a petition against him being selected for the world cup squad is a new level of boo material that Osman could only aspire to.