Toilet etiquette #3 - WIPING

[heatmeiser]

After hearing that most people wipe while sitting down, it's time to scientifically prove it with tests.

STANDING WIPE OR SEATED?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

A sumo-like squat for me followed by a cheeky shake, and a quick Ali-shuffle

 

[chicoazul]

I can't believe this is up for debate, the only option is to stand surely? I mean wouldn't it be awkward and how would you know that it's clean?

 

[heatmeiser]

4 to 5?!?

Are you all mental?!?!

 

[chicoazul]

4 to 5?!?

Are you all mental?!?!

Hahahaha, right!

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Real men don't wipe at all. Ask Alio about his skiddy kecks.

 

[edge]

sitting deffo, it ruins the Kama if you excert yourself to much after a dump,although i sometimes set myself a challenge of getting to the sink without pulling up my bills or kecks after wiping sort of shuffling along seeing how far you can get before the fall off or you trip over, on a good day when my bird is out i can get into the bedroom and do a few laps

 

[chicoazul]

sitting deffo, it ruins the Kama if you excert yourself to much after a dump,although i sometimes set myself a challenge of getting to the sink without pulling up my bills or kecks after wiping sort of shuffling along seeing how far you can get before the fall off or you trip over, on a good day when my bird is out i can get into the bedroom and do a few laps

Hahahaha. But seriously, you don't stand up to wipe your arse? Seriously, how does that work?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

was a stander, now a sitter.
although it has to be said that the squat position is by far the best for both emptying oneself and wiping. Not particularly fond of the mandi.

when I win the lottery though one of these is on my list

carbon fibre version obviously

 

[spikeman]

A more important question is do you wipe from front to back, back to front, or side to side?

 

[edge]

Hahahaha. But seriously, you don't stand up to wipe your arse? Seriously, how does that work?

just a cheeky little side cheek lift and wipe, front or back stoke as the mood takes you, if i was a bird i would employ that tactic you see dogs do legs out front pull you bum along looks good fun , are ball bags would ruin the dynamics of it and i dont fancy carpet burn on me ballbag.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Worst thing is taking a **** at altitude ie on a big mountain....There's always limited bog-roll, and you have to bag the paper and carry it off the mountain with you...I usually stash it in my mates rucksack, without him knowing- so un-beknown to him, he carry's my clag around for 2 weeks.

As for poo disposal thats a different matter entirely, as organic material does not easily de-compose at altitude, you have to curl one down on a large flat rock, then get another rock and smear your poo all over the rock, sunlight will then break down the turd over a period of a few weeks. It's dirty work-believe me.

Base-camp on Aconcagua was like living in an open sewer - flat jobbies AOTS

 

[chicoazul]

So you have to lean over on one side and do it? Right, I'm practicing on my sofa now* and it doesn't seem right, surely you don't get enough leverage to get in there and clean out the filth?


* a dry run, I'm not dumping on my couch.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Worst thing is taking a **** at altitude ie on a big mountain....

does it come out faster ?

 

[chicoazul]

As for poo disposal thats a different matter entirely, as organic material does not easily de-compose at altitude, you have to curl one down on a large flat rock, then get another rock and smear your poo all over the rock, sunlight will then break down the turd over a period of a few weeks. It's dirty work-believe me.

D/D if you don't put a stop to stuff like this then I'm never coming back, seriously.