Today's football.

[Baines' left foot]

I could watch these for hours








and still not see what's caused his spine to momentarily rupture.

Suarez just ran in to the defender basically didn't he?

 

[Maxwell]

I howled for a good 2 or 3 minutes when I first saw that.


I was out bowling last night and as I was walking in Lukaku put in the 2nd goal. You should have seen all their inbred Ellesmere Port faces, Priceless! hahaha! I laughed my arse off hoping one of the mutants would kick off and get himself chucked out.

Was this at that horrible RS bar in Chesire Oaks?

 

[orchard]

Hahaha, sounded well different on 5-Live. These must be fake -- part of the conspiracy to undermine the filosophy of the Rodgers-Reich lol

 

[Baines' left foot]

Was this at that horrible RS bar in Chesire Oaks?

I'd spew my guts up if I ever had to set foot in there mate. It was the bowling alley just next door, they had a massive projector screen as you walked in, was a lovely introduction to my evening!

 

[JamesEFC]

I'd spew my guts up if I ever had to set foot in there mate. It was the bowling alley just next door, they had a massive projector screen as you walked in, was a lovely introduction to my evening!

Haha isn't it called the boot room or something like that

 

[Maxwell]

I'd spew my guts up if I ever had to set foot in there mate. It was the bowling alley just next door, they had a massive projector screen as you walked in, was a lovely introduction to my evening!

Aye yeah the bowling's what I meant. Was there last week, cheap as chips on a Thursday mate!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Aye yeah the bowling's what I meant. Was there last week, cheap as chips on a Thursday mate!

I'll have to check that out. It's pretty decent for students too. My casual addiction to Time Crisis always ensures my trip is more expensive than it should be, though.

 

[BLUENOWZ1878]

There are some horrible bastards about. I heard a cat crying outside so i opened the door and four Liverpool fans were playing football with it. I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up.

 

[Bungle]

Steven Gerrard had reason to celebrate last night after completing his jigsaw in 25 days, the box said 3 to 6 years.

What do Liverpool Fans and sh*t have in common? 1 in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm gutted I missed the Radio Merseyside phone in last night, it's been a quality source of entertainment recently.

 

[Blue 1]

Surely shome mistake. Suarez doesn't dive.

 

[blue61]

I cried myself to sleep last night after watching Bishop get mugged by Fowler and woke up laughing this morning. I'm 51 and should know better. Still laughing by the way, can't wait to see it some time soon on question of sport.

 

[tsubaki]

I'm gutted I missed the Radio Merseyside phone in last night, it's been a quality source of entertainment recently.

TBF it was nowhere near as funny as the Oldham one. The main theme seemed to be that Brendan wasnt good enough, but that its not his fault because the yanks hadnt given him any money.

 

[Tubey]

Surely shome mistake. Suarez doesn't dive.

See, he could claim that he backed into the guy and then lost his footing. That'd be fine. However, he can't do that when you see his reaction because he screams for the penalty, so it's a certain dive.

He's scum; completely scum, a scourge on the game and I'm delighted the ref booked him for his sarcastic applause.

 

[Tubey]

I cried myself to sleep last night after watching Bishop get mugged by Fowler and woke up laughing this morning. I'm 51 and should know better. Still laughing by the way, can't wait to see it some time soon on question of sport.

Hahahhaa! Same!!! Funniest thing ever; I'm laughing AT them though, not with them!