Today's football.

[Kurt.]

Rooneys finish was top drawer to be fair

 

[Ducans elbow]

You spelled Duncan wrong

I'd had a few pint's when I joined

 

[Kurt.]

Fulham have bossed United this half to be honest.

 

[DanEFC92]

Would it only be 3 minutes if it was 1-0 to Fulham? Hmm.

 

[Rook]

Fulham have bossed United this half to be honest.

Hoofing is winning. They've totally been the better squad.

 

[Rook]

Rodellgea that wasn't exactly Baines-like

 

[Kurt.]

Ferdinand has been an absolute rock though to be fair...... both he and Jonny Evans have been solid.

 

[toffeejack]

Annoyingly predictable.

you'd rather city win the league?

 

[davek]

Only at the Toon...

 

[toffee-fellaini]

Only at the Toon...

Whoppers.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Gotta love embracing a stereotype

 

[DanEFC92]

you'd rather city win the league?

Hate the pair of them, but really doubt City will do it this year.

 

[toffeejack]

Only at the Toon...

i have a real dislike for people that big. I have no idea why, they just piss me off. how can eat so much food ffs?

 

[JamesEFC]

Only at the Toon...

Imagine that was your dad

 

[Baines' left foot]

i have a real dislike for people that big. I have no idea why, they just piss me off. how can eat so much food ffs?

It should be illegal for men that fat to take their clothes off. It's eye rape.