Jags..class
Player Valuation: £70m
Baxter is ****e
Jones (£2.3M)
Wisdom (Undisclosed) Coates (£8M) Skrtel (£6.5M) Robinson (Trainee)
Borini (£10.5M) Henderson (£17M) Allen (£15M) Sterling (£600,000 rising to £5M)
Suárez (£22.8M) Sturridge (£12M)
This RS team costed an initial fee of £94.7M. Fcuk I think I'm watching Oldham vs Leyton Orient now.
Whatever happens in the next 40 minutes, this has been thoroughly enjoyable watching them squirm.
Istanbul though...
Stevie GBH warming up.
Hahahaha look at them both looking at their notepad scratching their heads. They haven't got a clue!
Stevie Mee coming on. At what time will he "win" a penalty ?
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