Today's football.

[Ring master]

1st home goal conceeded by cheslea since 19th jan v man utd

 

[Khalekan]

Sod it.

Liverpool should have a medal struck for Wickham.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Connor Wickham seems to be the trojan horse being used by that lot across the park. A useless individual being possessed to do the enemies bidding

 

[MikeH72]

Why are Sunderland suddenly starting to play now that they're relegated?

 

[nigelcoyb]

Switched it off now I'm the biggest jinx in christendom, chels will lose if I watch - 'koff Liverpool.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Wigwam ffs x

 

[Huyton Layne]

Lee Cattermole, please leave. You just got shrugged off the ball by Oscar, then megged

 

[Librarian]

Well obviously

 

[bluemangroup]

Wigwam ffs x

He's made things pretty tents.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Connor Whickham has pissed on my cornflakes.

You're eating breakfast at this hour?

 

[bluemangroup]

You're eating breakfast at this hour?

Not now it's covered in piss, I'm not.

 

[ilikecheese]

Altidore is warming up!

 

[TheFinnFan]

Wigwam ha just pissed on my steak

 

[Khalekan]

lollol

 

[Huyton Layne]

If your player has been walking around the pitch for 5 minutes then tell him to walk off to the dugout rather than sit down you useless turd.