Not being a geordie must improve their lot, though.
In fact, when you think about it, they are probably intellectual top dogs of the region - sandwiched as they are between a city famous for horse punching and a town whose main claim to fame is that they once hung a monkey.
Jesus imagine having to watch a team managed by Big Sam every week
Wickham moved to the north east from Ipswich for £8m in 2011 and has scored just one goal since.
ouch
Think of all the money he has made though, pretty sickening
they only pay him in goal bonuses
*prays for Wickham*
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