Joey Barton is so boss that if you kicked him high enough into the air he'd come now covered in Bossicles
So, what's the big game tonight?
Scratch that Michael
Atletico vs Real 2nd leg.
There will be fireworks.
Cardiff v Aston Villa
Hull v Southampton
West Ham v Norwich
West Brom v Chelsea
I don't know mate!
Which one is on telly?
Don't real already have a 3-0 lead?
Yes mate.
So I expect Atletico to just kick them a lot.
And people wonder why I can't be arsed with Spanish Football....
I think people wonder more about your obsession with Scottish togger mate!
Cos it's played by real men mate
Not squabbling schoolgirls
By squabbling schoolgirls do you mean the finest footballers on the planet?
Any league that doesn't have Tim Taiwo or James McPake in it has not right to declare it has the "finest footballers on the planet"
Which one is on telly?
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