Today's football.

[formerly manx toffee]

Gerrard looks gone. Shadow of his former self.

 

[Kev50]

If Gerrard plays on Tuesday, and we lose, we want shooting. His legs are gone

 

[paulbefc]

Liverpool are playing very much with tuesday in mind. They are all being very careful not to get injured.

 

[MikeH72]

If Gerrard plays on Tuesday, and we lose, we want shooting. His legs are gone

He'll magically find his legs from somewhere for Tuesday, then promptly lose them again for the next game

 

[DualityNSNO]

He'll magically find his legs from somewhere for Tuesday, then promptly lose them again for the next game

This. He always turns up.

 

[SunKing]

Was thinking the exact same thing before about Gerrard. I hope to god we don't make him look like maestro by giving him 'respect' because he's absolutely gone, any pressure and he'll buckle

 

[Matelot]

Forget pressure / legs are gone / buckle under pressure / etc. The RS always always raise their game when they play us.

No other factor is relevant when it's Everton vs RS.

 

[Fedlingen]

And Martin Skrtel has a tattoo of a heart above his bum, lol

 

[No8Bally]

didn't think skittles was headbutted that hard there

 

[toffeejack]

clive tydlsley's a ****ing moron. why would liverpool get a tactical plan tattooed to skrtl? the opposition would just take his shirt off and know all the plans, jesus wept. he is one of the least funniest guys in the world!

 

[toffeejack]

This. He always turns up.

was annonymous earlier in the season.

can't remember him doing much last season either.

 

[Millea]

HAS HE ACTUALLY FINALLY JUST BEEN BOOKED FOR GIVING TOO MUCH JIB?

 

[Azzurri]

Gerrard clearly calls the ref a cheating c u next Tuesday.

Konspiracee!





Blatant pen.

 

[Fearthainn]

Well that's as stonewall a penalty as you're going to see. I was about to say good things about the ref too.

 

[Fedlingen]

Penalty not given, what the hell??? Bournemouth deserve a goal.