Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £70m
Good pal of mine supports Palace. Always says one man with a balloon on a stick could wreak havoc at your place!!
You are in Bath arnt you? You should let Holloway know, might appreciate some company on the drive up!
1. We've banned the balloon geezer.....rowdy bstrd.
2. I offered to drive Holloway home after last night by way of Beachy Head. (not really).