Today's football.

[ToffeeDan]

Does anyone know how much Satan charged them for this start to the season?

 

[BlueLlama]

Right kerfuffle going on about Hodgson being made to sit in the scout's area as appose to the Directors box, yet James Corden gets into the directors box. Hodgson is livid according to some journo's

If that fat, unfunny bell was in teh directors box I'd happily sit anywhere else.

I never want the sh1te to do well but heaping misery on Moyes numbs the pain a little

 

[yelyah]

Moyes

 

[Kantareller]

RS has got a proper goalscorer, which we probably won't have in 5 years.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Does being behind the goal line count as being off the pitch? Probably not, clever play from Sturridge really.

Sniff it moist, keep it tight and you can get a respectable 0-1 loss.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Turning Champs to Chumps eh?

Why not buy all our players to solidify 6th place? Maybe get 4th even?

 

[Wat Tyler]

That Moyes song Man U sing is so so bad

 

[ToffeeDan]

Does being behind the goal line count as being off the pitch? Probably not, clever play from Sturridge really.

Sniff it moist, keep it tight and you can get a respectable 0-1 loss.

Quite right but do they spot it? Like heck.

 

[Baines' left foot]

ITZ DER BIGIST GAYM IN WERLD FUTBORL LADS ONESLEE IT IS.

YOONYTED WUD OBVEEUSLY SAY DER SAYM TOO COZ OV DA MASSIV RIVALREE.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Just so you know Moyes, it's spelt K-A-R-M-A

 

[Del]

They are taking our two best players mate

Yer I am sure thats what the Utd fans had in mind this summer, Go out and buy two Everton players

 

[TomDixie]

RS has got a proper goalscorer, which we probably won't have in 5 years.

Aye, it's the big difference. If we had Sturridge upfront we'd have picked up more points in our first three.

 

[Del]

Liverpool have a decent side tbf

They have just bought a new LB and CB and have Suarez to come back

Like it or not they will come good sooner or later, Meanwhile we will sell anything thats not nailed down to stay afloat

 

[davek]

You can count on that bottler handing over the points at Anfield.

 

[steken1]

Wellbeck pushing t.he boundaries of ****e to unimaginable levels