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I mean, just look at the possible permutations:

Promotion
Before
2. Hull 78
3. Watford 77

Both Watford and Hull go behind; Watford's keeper is absolutely taken out by his own defender and is taken to hospital, so theres 16(!) minutes of injury time first half. Hull and Watford both equalise; Hull take the lead, which means they are guarenteed promotion if they hang on. They get a penalty in the 90th minute (Cardiff already down to 10 men) and already the fans come on the pitch, but they miss it - and Cardiff go up the other end and get a penalty! They score it, 2-2. The Watford game is going on still and they need a goal, but with everyone pushed forward Leeds break and make it 1-2.

After:
Hull 81
Watford 77

Play-Offs
Before
5. Palace 69 +10
6. Bolton 67 +8
7. Forest 67 +5
8. Leicester 65 +22

Leicester were playing Forest - East Midlands derby! - needing to win to stand any chance; Forest needed a win too. Bolton were playing Blackpool - Lancashire derby! - a win would virtually guarantee them playoffs and a draw would do so long as Forest and Leicester drew too. Palace were playing Peterborough, a point would probably be enough.

Bolton come from 0-2 down to draw 2-2 thinking they've got themselves a playoff place, but just as final whistle blows the news comes through that Leicester have won 2-3 with an injury time winner, meaning they miss out on goal difference. Palace, now not even needing a draw, end up winning 3-2 with a last minute goal as well.

After:
Palace 72 +11
Leicester 68 +23
Bolton 68 +8
Forest 67 +4



Relegation
Before
18. Huddersfield 57 -20
19. Millwall 56 -10
20. Sheff Wed 55 -10
21 Peterborough 54 -8
22 Barnsley 54 -14

Wolves went out with a whimper and were relegated alongside Bristol City. There were so many permutations regarding relegation; Barnsley v Huddersfield was crucial to the outcome of the whole scenario (Yorkshire derby - yet ANOTHER one!). Barnsley go 0-1 up; Huddersfield equalise. Barnsley take the lead again only for Huddersfield to equalise in the last 10 minutes, 2-2. Sheff Wed beat Middlesbrough comfortably (they were 2nd in the table in January, ended up finishing 16th and only 5pts off relegation, shows what a mad season it has been) 2-0 to secure their safety. Millwall get beat 1-0 and if Peterborough can win they will go above them and Barnsley into the safety of 19th place: despite taking the lead twice, they are pegged back twice. It's 2-2 after 90 minutes and that will be enough to take them above Barnsley on goal difference...but another injury time winner, this time Palace's, mean they are relegated. The cruellest/most brilliant stat of all is that last year, you only needed 41pts to survive: this season, it took 55. So you could've finished 13pts above safety last season and been relegated this one. What a season!

After:
18. Sheff Wed 58 -8
19. Huddersfield 58 -20
20. Millwall 56 -11
21. Barnsley 55 -14
22. Peterborough 54 -9
 
I mean, just look at the possible permutations:

Promotion
Before
2. Hull 78
3. Watford 77

Both Watford and Hull go behind; Watford's keeper is absolutely taken out by his own defender and is taken to hospital, so theres 16(!) minutes of injury time first half. Hull and Watford both equalise; Hull take the lead, which means they are guarenteed promotion if they hang on. They get a penalty in the 90th minute (Cardiff already down to 10 men) and already the fans come on the pitch, but they miss it - and Cardiff go up the other end and get a penalty! They score it, 2-2. The Watford game is going on still and they need a goal, but with everyone pushed forward Leeds break and make it 1-2.

After:
Hull 81
Watford 77

Play-Offs
Before
5. Palace 69 +10
6. Bolton 67 +8
7. Forest 67 +5
8. Leicester 65 +22

Leicester were playing Forest - East Midlands derby! - needing to win to stand any chance; Forest needed a win too. Bolton were playing Blackpool - Lancashire derby! - a win would virtually guarantee them playoffs and a draw would do so long as Forest and Leicester drew too. Palace were playing Peterborough, a point would probably be enough.

Bolton come from 0-2 down to draw 2-2 thinking they've got themselves a playoff place, but just as final whistle blows the news comes through that Leicester have won 2-3 with an injury time winner, meaning they miss out on goal difference. Palace, now not even needing a draw, end up winning 3-2 with a last minute goal as well.

After:
Palace 72 +11
Leicester 68 +23
Bolton 68 +8
Forest 67 +4



Relegation
Before
18. Huddersfield 57 -20
19. Millwall 56 -10
20. Sheff Wed 55 -10
21 Peterborough 54 -8
22 Barnsley 54 -14

Wolves went out with a whimper and were relegated alongside Bristol City. There were so many permutations regarding relegation; Barnsley v Huddersfield was crucial to the outcome of the whole scenario (Yorkshire derby - yet ANOTHER one!). Barnsley go 0-1 up; Huddersfield equalise. Barnsley take the lead again only for Huddersfield to equalise in the last 10 minutes, 2-2. Sheff Wed beat Middlesbrough comfortably (they were 2nd in the table in January, ended up finishing 16th and only 5pts off relegation, shows what a mad season it has been) 2-0 to secure their safety. Millwall get beat 1-0 and if Peterborough can win they will go above them and Barnsley into the safety of 19th place: despite taking the lead twice, they are pegged back twice. It's 2-2 after 90 minutes and that will be enough to take them above Barnsley on goal difference...but another injury time winner, this time Palace's, mean they are relegated. The cruellest/most brilliant stat of all is that last year, you only needed 41pts to survive: this season, it took 55. So you could've finished 13pts above safety last season and been relegated this one. What a season!

After:
18. Sheff Wed 58 -8
19. Huddersfield 58 -20
20. Millwall 56 -11
21. Barnsley 55 -14
22. Peterborough 54 -9

not really cruel

in the prem you need 40 points to survive minimum they say to guarantee survival and thats in a 38 game fixture

so the championship has 46 games, an extra 8 games, which equates to an additional 24 possible winnable points

for last season to be 41 for survival shows just how utter ****e those teams were when you'd need the same amount in 8 games less to survive in the prem.

with 46 games in the championship and so many ****e teams and inconsistent sides, they can't argue that they dont deserve to go down.
 
Hope Chelsea get humbled today, although Rafael 'turns up' against Fergie.

Would be hilarious if they missed on CL.
 
not really cruel

in the prem you need 40 points to survive minimum they say to guarantee survival and thats in a 38 game fixture

so the championship has 46 games, an extra 8 games, which equates to an additional 24 possible winnable points

for last season to be 41 for survival shows just how utter ****e those teams were when you'd need the same amount in 8 games less to survive in the prem.

with 46 games in the championship and so many ****e teams and inconsistent sides, they can't argue that they dont deserve to go down.

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