Today's football.

[carlos21]

Liverpool fans think that jarg Victor Anichebe account is real hahahahaha

it is fake lid,

 

[toffee-fellaini]

what kind of tweet is he putting out there?

''I dare Luis Suarez to even try and bite me in the derby. Cos he'll get volleyed right into the Kop the horrible ****ing sewer rat.''

 

[EvertruvianMan]

So he has apologised, and done so very quickly. Smart move from the club to get this addressed as quickly as possible - perversely it might mean because he has acknowledged his actions that the FA might go easier on him for what I expect will be bringing the game into disrepute and unsporting behaviur charges.
If someone bit you on the street, in the stands, even in your own home it is technically GBH and can carry up to 10 years in clink. Not that it often does mind.

He picked up his tenth booking today and seems to have gotten away with biting a player so I'm reckoning only an 8 game ban now. (I fully realise there is a card amnesty reached last weekend)

Now that challenge by Sturridge where he left his foot up with studs to the leg - always been a nasty piece of work that one...

 

[TheFinnFan]

''I dare Luis Suarez to even try and bite me in the derby. Cos he'll get volleyed right into the Kop the horrible ****ing sewer rat.''

hahahahhahhaahah

 

[tsubaki]

MEANWHILE IN CROATIA:

Ex-Precko coach Josip Gaspar – "agitated" by press reports of his arrest on charges of stealing a credit card from one of his players and spending £440 in a liquor store on 36 litres of Jägermeister. "This has hurt my image. Yes, I did buy the Jägermeister, but I never knew the card was stolen. A man gave it to me. And if I was going to do such a thing, why would I do it in my local shop? Everyone knows me there."

 

[carlos21]

horrible guffy teeth

 

[noharmdone]

Anyone know who are tonight's MOTD2 pundits ?
Could be a cracker.

 

[Del]

Very very cleaver from Liverpool

Admit blame, F.A dont need to investigate, Ban starts this week so they wont miss him in more games next season

If they had let the F.A investigate it would have taken weeks

 

[carlos21]

Anyone know who are tonight's MOTD2 pundits ?
Could be a cracker.

dunno mate sorry,

 

[carlos21]

Very very cleaver from Liverpool

Admit blame, F.A dont need to investigate, Ban starts this week so they wont miss him in more games next season

If they had let the F.A investigate it would have taken weeks

i agree how long sean.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Very very cleaver from Liverpool

Admit blame, F.A dont need to investigate, Ban starts this week so they wont miss him in more games next season

If they had let the F.A investigate it would have taken weeks

seriously, how is that cleaver move...it is the ONLY move you CAN do at that point.
wouldnt say it was cleaver, it was a must

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Very very cleaver from Liverpool

Admit blame, F.A dont need to investigate, Ban starts this week so they wont miss him in more games next season

If they had let the F.A investigate it would have taken weeks

Not really, he is getting the book thrown at him, it's more than a standard ban mate.

 

[EvertruvianMan]

just teeth for luis?

40 yard bicycle kick into the top corner. Very nice.

 

[zirc]

Suarez 5/2 for a 4-6 game ban.

I'm tempted to have a nibble.

 

[tsubaki]

Suarez 5/2 for a 4-6 game ban.

I'm tempted to have a nibble.

A lesser sentence for a second offence of biting and bearing in mind his ban for racism? Not even the FA is that inept - 12 games is the minimum he'll get, personally I think it will be 14 and a record fine.