Today's football.

[ijjysmith]

****Breaking News***** Suarez takes chunk out of Southampton residents finger and it bleeds for 3 days straight.

Pray4Ijjy

I couldn't believe it. He just bit me. I'm just happy I had my tetanus update recently.

I've asked for the purpertrator to be deported and quarantined.

 

[roydo]

Say what? Of course he does. He's the ref, the lone timekeeper for the match. Or does he wear two watches just for the hell of it?

Nope, 4th official mate. Ref decides if he plays on after the extra minutes have elapsed. Anyway, back to ratface..

 

[flibbyflob]

One good thing, he can't put one of ours out for weeks again when we play them as he should be banned.

 

[ianefc]

Elbows in the face aren't part of the game. Raking your boots across someones calf isn't part of the game. Both of those are far more serious than a bite.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I get he is a class player, but he now has his summer get out clause after the "targeted media attack" on him to " drive him out".

 

[Cornish-Blue]

ha ha listen this tosser, he actually went to the match not like other supporters..


what a tosser defending a pr ick like suarez

 

[Goat]

Nope, 4th official mate. Ref decides if he plays on after the extra minutes have elapsed. Anyway, back to ratface..

The referee is the official timekeeper for the match, and may make an allowance for time lost through substitutions, injured players requiring attention, or other stoppages. This added time is most commonly referred to as stoppage time or injury time, while loss time can also be used as a synonym. The duration of stoppage time is at the sole discretion of the referee. The referee alone signals the end of the match. In matches where a fourth official is appointed, toward the end of the half the referee signals how many minutes of stoppage time he intends to add. The fourth official then informs the players and spectators by holding up a board showing this number. The signalled stoppage time may be further extended by the referee

 

[Cornish-Blue]

what if rat boy has hiv??

 

[michaelgt5]

suarez gets a lot of bad press

yeah cause hes a ****ing tit

 

[canuckblue]

Nope, 4th official mate. Ref decides if he plays on after the extra minutes have elapsed. Anyway, back to ratface..

The fourth official merely displays what the ref tells him will be the minimum added time. Shocked you don't know that.

 

[Brennan]

Actually hes the only person who does.

The fourth official and assistant monitor injuries etc.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

£30m + for him and whatever clown pays anywhere near the £17m they want for Carroll.


Not bad business when you look at it.

 

[noharmdone]

The fourth official merely displays what the ref tells him will be the minimum added time. Shocked you don't know that.

He would have also have told the ref about the bite. Would have seen it.

 

[toffee-fellaini]

 

[Goat]

The fourth official and assistant monitor injuries etc.

He does nothing lad.