Today's football.

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Holy f'in sh*t...there's no way that could've happened. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

FEAR THE TEETH!!!!

 

[ijjysmith]

Still can't quite beleive I saw that

 

[DanEFC92]

He's going to get a massive ban! Hahaha

 

[canuckblue]

He'll claim Ivanovic's sleeve got caught in his teeth...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I'm sorry, but that's made my day...Ivanovic mistaken for a turkey leg, FFS.

 

[zirc]

Haha the dutch commentator just called him a serial biter...he is absolutely hammering him

 

[steken1]

I wonder what part of Uruguay a bite is considered a signal of affection???

Anyone got Gus Poyets number?

 

[toffee-fellaini]

He's surely out the derby now.

 

[Millea]

How is Carragher still on the pitch? Never mind Suarez.

 

[timmy17]

bit a player the dutch league... known over there as the cannibal

 

[Bluenose1995]

10 yellows so a 2 game ban anyway ill take that

 

[The T-Dex]

Hazard is class isn't he

 

[bluelife]

If only dalgleish was still there, I imagine he would claim that Luis has a rare condition in which he can mistake limbs for Cumberland sausages...

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Notice how it's gone REAL quiet...texts coming through to them.

 

[Brennan]

If there's any justice he'll miss the start of next season for that as well.

At least the RAWKites haven't even stooped so low as to defend him.... yet.