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Duffy.Mate, Brighton have only conceded 27 goals this season in the league. Arsenal, Manchester United, and Everton have all conceded more. Defensively Brighton are very good.
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Duffy.Mate, Brighton have only conceded 27 goals this season in the league. Arsenal, Manchester United, and Everton have all conceded more. Defensively Brighton are very good.
Dildo Merchants getting pumped 0-2
I mean... spitting at someone deliberately is definitely an offense. Wouldn't be surprised if it's considered assault tbh.And what if they do? It would never get to court. And if it did, people go to court every day and keep their jobs. You're talking like he raped or murdered someone. It's a minor, all be it disgusting, offence. People just don't get sacked for stuff like that except perhaps if they do it in their workplace and even then they'd probably just get some type of written warning.
.... I wonder when Nasri will be on to save the day for Wet Spam
Had to queue behind Danny Drinkwater and Kante though apparently.He had another appointment with the Drip Doctors today - Should be ready and raring to go
To be fair, if there´s one thing we´ve been good at over recent years it´s been beating average teams at home in boring games that no one will ever remember.

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