Today's Football 2018-19 Season

[blue to the bone]

A draw or defeat here would demoralise tjem going into the Barca game

It stops em winning the league.
Messi will look after the rest

 

[composter]

The fourth official's furiously scribbling drafts of new rules for use in stoppage time.

With the Sky chief exec bawling down his earpiece

 

[Ring master]

Now lads,dont forget dont get excited thinking they have lost or drew,we know how this works out usually lol,i am praying for what i wished last week,that liverpool lose,man city win the league monday,and they go out of champs league tuesday,it was a big ask,but not to bad so far

 

[Tin-Tin]

So who is getting the last minute OG then??? Lascelles or Dummett

 

[RomanReigns]

Ok guys time to pray to the three eyed raven

 

[Ring master]

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Referee will have been told he is to do whatever he can to ensure the right result occurs here. Expecting a late penalty.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Ok guys time to pray to the three eyed raven

Why, he already knows the result..

 

[Jamiednm]

If Newcastle win, what are the odds that Rafael's Liverpool home gets vandalised/burgled?

He lives up a long hill in Caldy, Wirral. Any Scouse scruff would be quickly spotted and picked up by the Police long before they get within a couple of miles of his gaff.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Done the hard part so just pass it ffs

 

[helpimonfire]

Come on Newcastle lads.

 

[R.Reddington]

I'm getting my hopes up here, but I must remember this is Liverpool! Something will go for them, we all know it.

 

[RomanReigns]

It’s a concussion take him off

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

I've said for weeks the barcodes would be a banana skin for the RS...cross everything lids.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Petition against the Newcastle keeper here.