Today's Football 2018-19 Season

[ToffeeTim]

Oliver is a joke here

 

[Frang]

the ref giving every little 50-50 tackle to the RS here

 

[deipnosophist]

A 5am triathlon followed by McDonald's breakfast.

...except for the triathlon bit, Tubby Ashley likes this

 

[chrissyjack]

Sturridge coming on . Will kick the ball once, then be out for a month

 

[arminisgod]

Lacazette was offside. Not that you'll hear that from the prawn sandwich brigade.

Just seen it. He wasn't. Well onside

 

[GwladysBlue]

These are going to smash us next week.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Firminho missed derby?

Good news then.. Their winner next week from a slightly less unpleasant Kopite.

 

[captainvindaloo]

What was their warm up routine?

Human sacrifice on the altar of satan (who appears in full home kit)

 

[deipnosophist]

I am expecting a similar white-hot atmosphere for our crucial game against the sheep botherers.

 

[strummer]

I doubt Lukaku will win a single header v van dijk. He just doesn't have the stomach for the fight

 

[4737carlin]

Whose the ref playing for?

 

[tsubaki]

this ref...

 

[ToffeeTim]

This is blatantly corrupt refereeing

 

[Toffe3m4n]

United just retreating deeper and deeper..

 

[RomanReigns]

How many fouls is Henderson going to get away with