Today's Football 2017-18 Season

[goodisonopheliac]

I've never watched a sex tape, thankfully. Nobody makes attractive sex faces.

I hope that I never see the phrase 'Sam Allardyce sex tape' anywhere.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

I see pundits are asking for another rule change after the rs complain about the way things are ...

 

[Big_nev]

I've never watched a sex tape, thankfully. Nobody makes attractive sex faces.

I hope that I never see the phrase 'Sam Allardyce sex tape' anywhere.

I do. Be like a scene from Saw with Allardyce dressed as a Pig just lashing gravy granules at everyone whilst oinking as load as he can. Sammy Lee in the corner absolutely caked in Goose fat with half a chicken up his shitter and Walsh in a full PVC gimp suit.

 

[N.S.N.O.]

I hope that I never see the phrase 'Sam Allardyce sex tape' anywhere.

Was bad enough seeing Sam's team get ****ed on Saturday....

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

I do. Be like a scene from Saw with Allardyce dressed as a Pig just lashing gravy granules at everyone whilst oinking as load as he can. Sammy Lee in the corner absolutely caked in Goose fat with half a chicken up his shitter and Walsh in a full PVC gimp suit.

lollol Disgusting visuals there

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Really hope Del Boy tears Chelski a new one tonight. C'mon Geri.

 

[Remember-the-name]

It will be interesting to see if Geri lasts longer than an hour ...

 

[roydo]

Really hope Del Boy tears Chelski a new one tonight. C'mon Geri.

He wont though.

 

[roydo]

It will be interesting to see if Geri lasts longer than an hour ...

Again. He wont though.

 

[Remember-the-name]

Really hope Del Boy tears Chelski a new one tonight. C'mon Geri.

I don't

 

[royalblue66]

It will be interesting to see if Geri lasts longer than an hour ...

In this cold weather,is one and only lung will give up.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

He wont though.

Probably not, but I like Geri and hate Chelsea.

 

[Big_nev]

I'd have Doucoure here in a heartbeat. Watford should be ahead but as we all knew Troy Deeney is badly gash.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

It will be interesting to see if Geri lasts longer than an hour ...

We still talking about the sex tape or are we back to football?

 

[TheBigIguana]

I'd have Doucoure here in a heartbeat. Watford should be ahead but as we all knew Troy Deeney is badly gash.

He's fantastic. Would be a major improvement in midfield