Today's Football 2017-18 Season

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Toby? And do you go for all the meats?

I honestly don't know if it's a Toby

I'll see how I feel when I get there

Usually one of the poultry and one of the other meats

 

[Brendan Janus]

I go for the jugular !

 

[ijjysmith]

WHAT THE FFFFFFF?!

 

[gonetomorrow]

Footballers are dead posh now. Maitland-Niles? Was he at school with Calvert-Lewin by any chance?

 

[tsubaki]

Horrenderson broken

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Arsenal's passing is woeful here

 

[gonetomorrow]

Arsenal are getting beaten here.

 

[tsubaki]

how has Wilshire got back into this side? he has all the strength and guile of lettuce

 

[roydo]

So this guaranteed goal fest, actually, isnt.

 

[roydo]

Oh. Soz.

 

[tsubaki]

0-1

watch what Wilshere does at the start of that move

 

[Big Fat Sam]

That is absolutely kin rubbish defending Arsenal

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Little bit of luck Carra?, how about a huge slice.

 

[Toast]

Koff Martin Tyler, you muggy old blert.
Proper celebrated that goal.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Liverpool could embarrass these here. Arsenal look toothless in midfield and up top.