And yet United won 4-0 away from home in the premier league, with Lukaku's goal killing the game, opening the floodgates at the end. They won 4-0 last week as well, with his goals killing the game for United before it got going.
It's almost as if Lukaku's goalscoring ability is infinitely more important to the team he plays for than how well he traps a football. Almost as though you're blowing the importance of his all-round game wildly out of proportion for some reason.
But wait a minute. That would mean that you are wrong. Is that allowed?
I happily admit when I'm wrong. You should know that by now. I have no desire or need to go 'davek' on any given issue.
However, I very much doubt I am on this one.
Oh, and it's much more than "how well he traps a ball". It's his off the ball movement and ability to intelligently link with supporting players that's badly lacking, which is critical at elite level. Two games against what will be relegation candidates, where he's actually been poor, doesn't change that. Indeed, his performances thus far have just reinforced the obvious for me - let's see what happens as the season progresses.