Today's Football 2015 / 16

[SpurtingLesbian]

Why are Sturridge's lips always shiny

years of ******* Brenda's ****...

 

[Huyton Layne]

years of borrowing Brenda's balm...

fixed it for ya just in case mods wondered what you meant

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

fixed it for ya just in case mods wondered what you meant

?? what else could I possibly have meant?

*shrugs*

 

[ToffeeDan]

It's like watching red paint dry

 

[zirc]

Sake, is sturridge injured again? They probably ought to get shut, he'll never be healthy.

 

[ste d' indica]

Despairing of the atmosphere at the pit on 5 live, as though that's some revelation.

 

[FOXINPEACE]

Coutinho looks a shadow of the player he was. One track mind to shoot everytime he gets the ball

 

[LinekersLegs]

Guardian MBM-
Southampton remain happy to sit back and play on the break. And if Klopp broke some wind you could probably hear it on the Kop such is the lack of atmosphere.

 

[Goat]

Coutinho looks a shadow of the player he was. One track mind to shoot everytime he gets the ball

The player he was?

Hes had 2 good games in his whole career.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Why has Daniel Stodger got a bodyguard? Has he been threatening to leave?

 

[ste d' indica]

Guardian MBM-
Southampton remain happy to sit back and play on the break. And if Klopp broke some wind you could probably hear it on the Kop such is the lack of atmosphere.

They'd probably bottle it and sell it.

 

[Yorkie]

They're so average. How we didn't beat them...
They're looking unimaginative going forward and this burgerfluffing lark isn't stopping saints playing

 

[zirc]

Why has Daniel Stodger got a bodyguard? Has he been threatening to leave?

He's their just to guard his knees

 

[Huyton Layne]

Were we ever after Wanyama? Absolute beast of a midfielder

 

[FOXINPEACE]

The player he was?

Hes had 2 good games in his whole career.

lol thats a bit OTT

Sure you'd have him at Everton in a heartbeat