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Neither of these are getting top 4
The season's over after 3 games.
We'll have to see if we can put together a good cup run or fair play and sneak into Europe.
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Neither of these are getting top 4

Told you we were shot shy at home. Well done to Cech for his 1st half performance.
Lino can eat poop for that bs offside on Ramsey's goal.
We need to beta bit more clinical and ffs,there is nothing wrong with booting the ball into touch when you're under the cosh. Passing out defence. We are not fuchsing Barcelona and Chambers is no Piqué. When in doubt boot the mother out of play.
4 pts out of 9 is crap but first clean sheet. Onwards. Roll on the barcodes.
Hope he flops for them, goes somewhere for £10m and scores a goal a game.
Genuinely hope, for his own good more than anything.
Yeah he did alright given the circumstances and crap play tbh.Thought he actually played alright but unless you're absolutely world class no striker can thrive in their system of hoofing it long on the break hoping for a lucky bounce or bobble to break their way. Feel sorry for him, will be starved all season jumping for long diagonals or teeing up Hendo to try and deflect one in. Won't get a good goal return and will be ran into the ground.
He needed to bring on Ibe on who looks a real talent he could lose the ball in a telephone boxWonder why Brendan didn't bring that Firmino fella on?? He's a game changer I heard.
I'm not sure about them as protective shields for the back four. The pair of them prefer to get up the field. There's no balance. Lucas plus Can would have been their best bet for this season (or similar to Lucas - younger and less prone to injury).Think they got consistant protection infront of them - Can and Horrendosen - enough cover in fullbacks.
But unless Firmino turns up...Benteke (10 goals at a push) and Countinho are the only goal scorers.
Yeah he did alright given the circumstances and crap play tbh.
You mean "unique direct football philosophee", surely? lolSuarez used to just bring down any type of ball, Meg the next defender and then play in Sturridge for a tap in. Brendan's deploying Benteke as a massive wrecking ball hoping it will drop Liverpool's way amidst the penalty box confusion. Like managers of Liverpool before him, when you know you've wasted all your money and can't play any decent football, just degrade the game to a game of chance and hope Livetpool come out on top, which they normally do. Rafael had one of the best midfield sin the world and they still played this kick and rush rubbish.
Ha Ha.
Gnashers seizing on the Sky analysis about Cech saving a point.
He's made up.
That's why you'll always be a no mark Brendan.
careful lad - pretty sure it's a great yardstick myself :s