Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Yes we CanOh my giddy aunt check out number 35!
Yes we CanOh my giddy aunt check out number 35!
Smelling and Jones, the 60 mill dream team!
Jones is awful. How is he even on there!
Jonjo Shelvey is on there, I can't cope!Jones is awful. How is he even on there!

The power of the dirty red shirt, look at Blind, Smalling and Memphis. Haven't set the PL alight!Jones is awful. How is he even on there!
Ibe would be worth 60 mill , so it can't be themDid the same lads that run the RS alternative league produce that list? The alternative transfer fee list?
Or as someone said the other day.
Yes BisCan.
We are now into RS Specialist Subject area - ragging wins at the back end of competitions - think Istanbul, League Cup finals against lower league teams won on penalties - League Cup finals when the opposition outplay them and, by all rights, should have had a penalty (1984), FA Cup finals where world class goals save their ass (2006) (plus the lower league opposition quotient).. or two late goals fluke a 2-1 win (Arsenal in Cardiff), or - three times over - their greatest rivals either bottle it (2012), get skinned by the ref (1977) or suffer a ridiculously unfortunate injury to their captain (1971)...
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